Liar Liar (1997) · 67 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Liar Liar (1997): in 5 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Fletcher Reede (5), Max Reede (5), Dana (2)
Judge Stevens How are we this morning, Counselor?
Fine, thank you.
Judge Stevens And how about you, Mr. Reede?
I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Judge Stevens Well, you're young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business?
Judge Stevens Mr. Reede, one more word out of you, and I will hold you in contempt!
I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different?
Judge Stevens Afternoon, Counselors. Are we ready to begin?
No, sir! We are NOT ready to begin, because my client has not arrived!
Judge Stevens MISTER Reede!
Sorry, Your Honor!
Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!
Your Honor, I object!
You would!
BASTARD!
HAG!
Judge Stevens QUIET! Overruled!
Mr. Falk, would I be accurate, if I described your relationship with Mrs. Cole as totally professional? I object, Your Honor, and I move to strike!
Judge Stevens Mr. Reede, I don't know what you're on, but you better get to the point, and quick!
