3rd most-quoted character in Liar Liar (1997): in 9 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Fletcher Reede (8), Max Reede (8)
Scenes with Audrey
9 scenes
Do the claw to mom, dad, do the claw to mom!
Uh-oh. You've found the claw's only weakness. Subzero temperatures.
Audrey So did you have any trouble finding the place?
All right, I'm late. I ran oughta gas! The gage is broken. Rough neighborhood too. Good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors. Might've had to rip out my nine and bust a cap! My mind on my money and my money on my mind!
Audrey They'd never hurt you, Fletcher. You're their lawyer.
Ooh. That was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up.
Mom, Dad's taking me to see wrestling!
Audrey Ugh. Fletcher!
I was hoping after being married to me you'd have no more strength left.
Audrey Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were.
Audrey Well, what were you doing?
Audrey Well, I hope it was with someone very special!
No, see that's the thing, I don't even like her, but she's a partner and I thought I could get ahead by making her squealllAAAAHH! (Throws phone away)
Audrey Thank you.
J Jerry
Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for...
Audrey Thank you very much?
Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me?
Audrey No - I divorced you because I was mad at you.
Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me!
Audrey Yes, that's one of his best qualities.
Yeah, but he's kind of, magoo... I'm sorry.
Audrey You're wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a little bit...
Audrey Yes.
Audrey You're not a bad father...when you show up.
[Audrey and Fletcher are kissing]
MAX? Did you wish for your mom and I to get back together again?
No. I wished for rollerblades!
Audrey Uh... wanna cut the cake... Dad?
I would love to... but I have this horrible pain in my arm...
NO ONE CAN STOP THE CLAW!
[On the phone]
Audrey! Let me explain, something has happened to me!
Audrey Well, something else is about to happen to you, Fletcher: Max and I are moving to Boston.
Audrey Jerry has asked me to marry him, so Max and I are going with him this weekend to look at some houses.
I thought it was "semi-serious."
Audrey Yeah, well it just took a violent shove into "serious."
You can't move to Boston, I'll never see Max!
Audrey Well, then you'll pretty much have the same relationship with him that you have now, won't you?
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