Liar Liar (1997) · 67 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Liar Liar (1997): in 4 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Fletcher Reede (4), Max Reede (3)
What's Up, Fletcher?
Your cholesterol, Fatty! Dead man walking!
Hey, Fletcher!
Hey! You're not important enough to be remembered!
What'll it be, Fletcher?
A pock mark, eventually!
Greta Mr. Reede...
Don't ask! For God's sake, don't ask!
Greta Mr. Reede, several years ago a friend of mine had a burglar on her roof, a burglar. He fell through the kitchen skylight, landed on a cutting board, on a butcher's knife, cutting his leg. The burglar sued my friend, he sued my friend. And because of guys like you *he won*. My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000. Is that justice?
No! [pause] I'd have got him ten.
Greta And your ex-wife called, she wants to know when you're coming to pick up your son.
Oh, I'm such a shit!
Greta Of course not.
How ironic! Okay. Ask me something you think I would normally lie about.
Greta All right. Remember a couple of months ago when I wanted a raise?
Greta And the company wouldn't give me one...
Greta And I asked if you would give it to me out of your own pocket! And you said "the company would not allow it, because it would create jealousy among the other secretaries!" Now, was that true, or did you just not wanna pony up the dough?
