Liar Liar (1997) · 67 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Liar Liar (1997): in 4 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Fletcher Reede (4), Max Reede (3), Judge Stevens (2)
How are we this morning, Counselor?
Dana Fine, thank you.
And how about you, Mr. Reede?
I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
Well, you're young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business?
Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!
Dana Your Honor, I object!
You would!
Dana BASTARD!
HAG!
QUIET! Overruled!
From the outtakes
Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!
Dana Your Honor, I object!
You would!
Dana OVERACTOR!
JEZEBEL!
Oh no, they're on to me!
Mr. Falk, do you know my client, Samantha Cole?
Yes.
Isn't it true that your relationship with my client is entirely platonic? [to the judge] I object, your Honor!
To yourself?
Yeah. But I would like to rephrase the question. [to the witness] Mr. Falk, would I be accurate, if I described your relationship with Mrs. Cole as totally professional? [to the judge] I object, your Honor, and I move to strike!
Mr. Reede, I don't know what you're on, but you better get to the point, and quick.
Thank you, sir. [to the witness] Is your relationship with my client entirely platonic? NOT! Is not your relationship with my client-- Boink! Bad baby! Bad baby! Did you never not make looooooo-- Did you... [wheezes]
Mr. Reede!
You had sex with her every time you met, didn't ya?! DIDN'T YOU?! LIAR!
Dana He's badgering the witness!
It's his witness.
You slammed her! You dunked her donut! You gave her dog a Snausage! YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!
All right! All right! It's true, okay?! I humped her brains out! There! Now ya happy?!
