View Quote Chucky: ARGH! Who the hell are you?
Glen: Shit-face.
[Chucky laughs.]
Tiffany: Now what kind of a name is that? Where are your mother and father?
Chucky: Judging by that face my guess is they're hiding.
Tiffany: Shut up, you asshole!
Chucky: Well, come on. It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. (Laughs.) I mean, you gotta feel bad for the parents, I wonder they must look like! (Laughs.) Whoa!
[Glen holds up his hand to reveal the faint "Made in Japan" sign on his wrist. Chucky gasps.]
Tiffany: (Whispers.) Oh, my god!
[Chucky looks down at his own wrist to see the same "Made in Japan" sign there. Both Chucky and Tiffany look at Glen in shocked realization. Glen then greets his parents in Japanese.
Chucky: [To Tiffany.] What?!... No! You didn't? We didn't?
Tiffany: [To Glen.] Oh! Sweet-face! Come to Mommy!
[Chucky promptly faints.]

View Quote [Tiffany is tucking in Glen as Chucky taps his knife against Glen's pram.]
Tiffany: Nighty, night, Glenda. Sleep tight. [Goes to turn off the lamp.]
Glen: Leave it on.
Tiffany: Aww, sweetie. There's nothing to be scared of. Your daddy and I will be right here.
[Chucky continues to tap his knife.]
Glen: Why do you kill people?
[Chucky stops tapping, and he and Tiffany look at Glen in surprise.]
Tiffany: 'Scuse me?
Glen: Why do you kill?
[Chucky and Tiffany exchange looks.]
Chucky: Well...um... it's a hobby really. It helps us relax.
Glen: Am I going to be a killer?
Chucky: Of course! It's been a family tradition for generations!

View Quote Glen: But violence is bad, isn't it? They said so on TV.
Chucky: Not violence. Vio-lins. Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country!
Tiffany: Chucky, Glenda is right. It's time we owned up to it. We have a problem with killing.
Chucky: I don't have a "problem" with killing. I like a little killing now and then! What's wrong with that?
Tiffany: Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set a good example.

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Liar Liar (1997) as Samantha

View Quote Fletcher: Oh, come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the male voice on that tape is not Mr. Cole himself?
Samantha: [voice on tape] You are such a better lover than my husband!

View Quote Fletcher: You lied about your age to make yourself older, but why would any woman WANNA DO THAT?
Samantha: I changed it so I could get married.
Fletcher: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!

View Quote Fletcher: You brought your kids to your court hearing?
Samantha: Sympathy.
Fletcher: Well, it's working! I feel sorry for them already!

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Monsters, Inc. (2001) as Celia

View Quote Celia: Michael Wazowski! Last night was the worst night of my life, bar-none! I thought you cared about me! Mike: But I thought you liked sushi. Celia: Sushi? Sushi?! You think this is about sushi?!

View Quote Celia: Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays, well, not a lot of birthdays, but this is the best birthday ever. What are you looking at? Mike: I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked. Celia: Stop it. Mike: Your hair was shorter then. Celia: Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut. [the snakes in Celia's hair squeal with fear] Mike: No-no, I like it this length. [the snakes sigh in relief] I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said? Celia: What did you say? Mike: I said-- [sees Sulley trying to get his attention] Sulley? Celia: Sulley?!

View Quote Celia: So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight? Mike: I just got us into a little place called, um... Harryhausen's. Celia: Harryhausen's?! But it's impossible to get a reservation there. Mike: Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later. Celia: Okay, sweetheart. Mike: Think romantical thoughts. [singing] You and me, me and you, both of us together!

The Haunted Mansion (2003) as Madame Leota

View Quote Madame Leota: Dark spirits from the grave come forth. Lift us from the black. And show us, show us the way back.
Jim Evers: Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out!

View Quote [about to go over a steep hill]
Jim Evers: Hold on!
Madame Leota: With what?

View Quote [last lines]
Madame Leota: Angels in Heaven, together at last. The tale is well ended for those who have passed. Love endures all, no reason, no rhyme. It lasts forever and forever all the time.
Megan Evers: Mom, Leota won't shut up.
Michael Evers: Are we there yet?
Megan Evers: I'm getting pretty hungry.
Michael Evers: Can we stop for pizza?
Jim Evers: Hey, how long before we get there, Sara?
Sara Evers: 20 minutes, tops.
Jim Evers: Nothing takes 20 minutes.

Curse of Chucky (2013) as Tiffany

View Quote Who's next?