Barbie, eat your heart out.
Bride of Chucky quotes
Page 1 of 3[looks at Warren Kincaid's body and he realizes that he looks like Pinhead from Hellraiser]
Why does that look so familiar?
See? Now that's the work of a true homicidal maniac.
Not bad. For an amateur.
[looks through the window and spotted Jesse and Jade in the distance; whispers]
Oh, shit! Here they come! [walks over to Kincaid's body] What'll we do with him?
I don't know! What would Martha Stewart do?
Screwing with our ride, that's what. [Warren is approaching Jesse's van; pulls out a knife] Ah, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Were you born with that knife super glued onto your hand or what?
What are you talking about?
For God's sake, Chucky, drag yourself into the nineties. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer, you look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Who the **** is Martha Stewart?
My idol. And what does Martha tells you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't have time to shop? You improvise. [goes to the back and discovers a hammer]
What about-
[After Jesse and Jade find out the dolls are alive]
I imagine at this point, you two must have a lot of questions. You do know who I am?
Jesse Chucky.
And this...is Tiffany.
I believe we already met, haven't we, sweetface?
Jesse [stares at Tiffany]
S-S-So, how-how did you end up like this?
Well, it's a long story.
It sure is.
In fact, if it was a movie it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice.
Jade What are you gonna do with us?
Funny you should ask.
These bodies are okay. But they're like apartments were just renting. But now we're movin' on up.
Like George and Weezy.
And we're looking to buy.
And you know what they say about real estate - Location, location, location. Well, you guys are in the right place at the wrong time. [laugh with Tiffany]
News Reporter
This is a WEBH special report. The Jesse and Jade case keeps getting weirder and weirder. Fingerprints discovered at two separate crime scenes...have been identified as belonging to...Charles Lee Ray, the notorious serial killer gunned down in 1988. Now police confirm that Ray's corpse...will be exhumed from a Hackensack, New Jersey, cemetery sometime today.
What?
Chucky, the Heart of Damballa!
I know!
What do we do? What do we do?
Shut up! Just let me think, okay? First we gotta get some new wheels. Every cop within 500 miles is lookin' for this van. We need something inconspicuous but with a little style.
I should've asked you this a long time ago. Tiffany... will you be my bride?
Oh, Chucky. Yes, yes.
Now the first thing we got to do is get me outta this body once and for all!
No, I think I prefer you like this. You're kinda cute. You're just like a little baby. Is the little baby ticklish? Is he? Is he?
Alright, let's go.
I love you, Chucky.
I know.
Jesse [After Jesse and Jade find out the dolls are alive, and who they really are.]
So how did you end up like this?
Well, it's a long story.
It sure is.
In fact if it was a movie it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice.
[After Tiffany has been being turned into a doll.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? (Punches Chucky.)
You got your wish. You're mine now, doll. And if know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey!
I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe!
Hey, Raggedy Ann, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky.
Stoner
[As Chucky crawls past a stoner in his car, giving him the finger]
Rude ****in' doll.
[Warren is approaching Jesse's van. Chucky pulls out a knife.]
Ah, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Were you born with that knife super glued onto your hand or what?
What are you talking about?
For God's sake, Chucky, drag yourself into the nineties. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer, you look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Who the **** is Martha Stewart?!
My idol.
How ya been?
Ok ... you?
Peachy! Actually to tell you the truth I've been kinda out of it.
What? What?
Have you got a rubber?
Have I got a rubber?!
Yeah.
Tiff! Look at me! I'm all rubber!
A true classic, never goes out of style.