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Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you.
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I always dreamed of having a big church wedding with bridesmaids and a cake, and my picture in the paper. Not just the usual mug shot, but something really flattering.
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I didn't hear her complaining last night. Any guy would need a hunk of plastic, probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?
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I think I'm gonna throw up.
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If you can't play nice, I may just have to take your toys away.
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It ain't the size that counts, asshole. It's what you do with it.
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Jesus, the music scene's going to Hell since I've been dead.
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Life sure is full of surprises.
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Sit back and learn from the master.
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Sorry, I'm not into short guys.
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Take it from me, honey. Plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
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These bodies are ok, but they're like apartments that we're just renting.
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When guests drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop, you improvise.
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You are so dead.
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You broke my neck!