Chucky It ain't the size that counts, asshole. It's what you do with it.
Tied for most-quoted character in Bride of Chucky (1998): in 23 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Tiffany (12)
Go ahead and shoot! I'll be back! I always come back! [Sighs.] But dying is such a bitch.
More lines from Chucky
10 quotes Chucky Chucky Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you.
Chucky You are so dead.
Chucky Life sure is full of surprises.
Chucky Jesus, the music scene's going to Hell since I've been dead.
Chucky I think I'm gonna throw up.
Chucky A true classic, never goes out of style.
Chucky I didn't hear her complaining last night. Any guy would need a hunk of plastic, probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?
Chucky You broke my neck!
Chucky Sit back and learn from the master.
Scenes with Chucky
12 scenes Chucky [When Chucky comes back to life.]
Hi.
Chucky How ya been?
Ok ... you?
Chucky Peachy! Actually to tell you the truth I've been kinda out of it.
Chucky Now the first thing we got to do is get me outta this body once and for all!
No, I think I prefer you like this. You're kinda cute. You're just like a little baby. Is the little baby ticklish? Is he? Is he?
Chucky [Laughing]
Stop! Stop! Stop!
[After Tiffany has been being turned into a doll.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? (Punches Chucky.)
Chucky You got your wish. You're mine now, doll. And if know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey!
I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe!
Chucky Hey, Raggedy Ann, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky.
Alright, let's go.
Chucky (Sarcastically)
Oh, sure! I'll steer and you can work the pedals. WE'RE DOLLS, YA DOPE!
Chucky [Warren is approaching Jesse's van. Chucky pulls out a knife.]
Ah, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Were you born with that knife super glued onto your hand or what?
Chucky What are you talking about?
For God's sake, Chucky, drag yourself into the nineties. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer, you look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky Who the **** is Martha Stewart?!
My idol.
Chucky I should've asked you this a long time ago. Tiffany... will you be my bride?
Oh, Chucky. Yes, yes.
Jesse [After Jesse and Jade find out the dolls are alive, and who they really are.]
So how did you end up like this?
Chucky Well, it's a long story.
It sure is.
Chucky In fact if it was a movie it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice.
I love you, Chucky.
Chucky I know.
Chucky What? What?
Have you got a rubber?
Chucky Have I got a rubber?!
Yeah.
Chucky Tiff! Look at me! I'm all rubber!
Chucky Screwing with our ride, that's what. [Warren is approaching Jesse's van; pulls out a knife] Ah, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Were you born with that knife super glued onto your hand or what?
Chucky What are you talking about?
For God's sake, Chucky, drag yourself into the nineties. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer, you look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky Who the **** is Martha Stewart?
My idol. And what does Martha tells you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't have time to shop? You improvise. [goes to the back and discovers a hammer]
Chucky What about-
Chucky [looks at Warren Kincaid's body and he realizes that he looks like Pinhead from Hellraiser]
Why does that look so familiar?
See? Now that's the work of a true homicidal maniac.
Chucky Not bad. For an amateur.
[looks through the window and spotted Jesse and Jade in the distance; whispers]
Oh, shit! Here they come! [walks over to Kincaid's body] What'll we do with him?
Chucky I don't know! What would Martha Stewart do?
Chucky [After Jesse and Jade find out the dolls are alive]
I imagine at this point, you two must have a lot of questions. You do know who I am?
Jesse Chucky.
Chucky And this...is Tiffany.
I believe we already met, haven't we, sweetface?
Jesse [stares at Tiffany]
S-S-So, how-how did you end up like this?
Chucky Well, it's a long story.
It sure is.
Chucky In fact, if it was a movie it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice.
Jade What are you gonna do with us?
Chucky Funny you should ask.
These bodies are okay. But they're like apartments were just renting. But now we're movin' on up.
Chucky Like George and Weezy.
And we're looking to buy.
Chucky And you know what they say about real estate - Location, location, location. Well, you guys are in the right place at the wrong time. [laugh with Tiffany]
News Reporter
This is a WEBH special report. The Jesse and Jade case keeps getting weirder and weirder. Fingerprints discovered at two separate crime scenes...have been identified as belonging to...Charles Lee Ray, the notorious serial killer gunned down in 1988. Now police confirm that Ray's corpse...will be exhumed from a Hackensack, New Jersey, cemetery sometime today.
Chucky What?
Chucky, the Heart of Damballa!
Chucky I know!
What do we do? What do we do?
Chucky Shut up! Just let me think, okay? First we gotta get some new wheels. Every cop within 500 miles is lookin' for this van. We need something inconspicuous but with a little style.
