Tiffany quotes
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Barbie, eat your heart out.
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Goodbye, darling. I'll see you in hell.
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If you can't play nice, I may just have to take your toys away.
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Sorry, I'm not into short guys.
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I always dreamed of having a big church wedding with bridesmaids and a cake, and my picture in the paper. Not just the usual mug shot, but something really flattering.
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When guests drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop, you improvise.
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At least you haven't forgotten how to show a girl a good time.
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Take it from me, honey. Plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
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These bodies are ok, but they're like apartments that we're just renting.
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You know me. I'll kill anybody. But I'll only sleep with someone I love.