A character in Bride of Chucky (1998)

Tiffany quotes from Bride of Chucky (1998)

Jennifer Tilly

Tied for most-quoted character in Bride of Chucky (1998): in 23 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Chucky (12)

A line from Tiffany

Sorry, I'm not into short guys.

More lines from Tiffany

10 quotes
Tiffany

If you can't play nice, I may just have to take your toys away.

Tiffany

I always dreamed of having a big church wedding with bridesmaids and a cake, and my picture in the paper. Not just the usual mug shot, but something really flattering.

Tiffany

When guests drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop, you improvise.

Tiffany

At least you haven't forgotten how to show a girl a good time.

Tiffany

Take it from me, honey. Plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!

Tiffany

These bodies are ok, but they're like apartments that we're just renting.

Tiffany

You know me. I'll kill anybody. But I'll only sleep with someone I love.

Tiffany

My mother always told me, "If you really love someone. You'd set them free."

Scenes with Tiffany

12 scenes
[When Chucky comes back to life.]

Hi.

Tiffany
[Quietly]

Hi.

How ya been?

Tiffany

Ok ... you?

Peachy! Actually to tell you the truth I've been kinda out of it.

Now the first thing we got to do is get me outta this body once and for all!

Tiffany

No, I think I prefer you like this. You're kinda cute. You're just like a little baby. Is the little baby ticklish? Is he? Is he?

[Laughing]

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Tiffany
[After Tiffany has been being turned into a doll.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? (Punches Chucky.)

You got your wish. You're mine now, doll. And if know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey!

Tiffany

I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe!

Hey, Raggedy Ann, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky.

Tiffany

Alright, let's go.

(Sarcastically)

Oh, sure! I'll steer and you can work the pedals. WE'RE DOLLS, YA DOPE!

[Warren is approaching Jesse's van. Chucky pulls out a knife.]

Ah, what the hell, I need the exercise.

Tiffany

Were you born with that knife super glued onto your hand or what?

What are you talking about?

Tiffany

For God's sake, Chucky, drag yourself into the nineties. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer, you look like Martha Stewart with that thing.

Who the **** is Martha Stewart?!

Tiffany

My idol.

I should've asked you this a long time ago. Tiffany... will you be my bride?

Tiffany

Oh, Chucky. Yes, yes.

Jesse
[After Jesse and Jade find out the dolls are alive, and who they really are.]

So how did you end up like this?

Well, it's a long story.

Tiffany

It sure is.

In fact if it was a movie it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice.

Tiffany
[While Tiffany and Chucky are having sex]

Oh, wait. Wait.

What? What?

Tiffany

Have you got a rubber?

Have I got a rubber?!

Tiffany

Yeah.

Tiff! Look at me! I'm all rubber!

Tiffany
[about Warren]

Who the Hell is this bozo? What's he doing here?

Screwing with our ride, that's what. [Warren is approaching Jesse's van; pulls out a knife] Ah, what the hell, I need the exercise.

Tiffany

Were you born with that knife super glued onto your hand or what?

What are you talking about?

Tiffany

For God's sake, Chucky, drag yourself into the nineties. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer, you look like Martha Stewart with that thing.

Who the **** is Martha Stewart?

Tiffany

My idol. And what does Martha tells you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't have time to shop? You improvise. [goes to the back and discovers a hammer]

What about-

Tiffany
[singing]

Predictable! [looks around and spotted something that caught her eye] Ah-ha!

[looks at Warren Kincaid's body and he realizes that he looks like Pinhead from Hellraiser]

Why does that look so familiar?

Tiffany

See? Now that's the work of a true homicidal maniac.

Not bad. For an amateur.

Tiffany
[looks through the window and spotted Jesse and Jade in the distance; whispers]

Oh, shit! Here they come! [walks over to Kincaid's body] What'll we do with him?

I don't know! What would Martha Stewart do?

[After Jesse and Jade find out the dolls are alive]

I imagine at this point, you two must have a lot of questions. You do know who I am?

Jesse

Chucky.

And this...is Tiffany.

Tiffany

I believe we already met, haven't we, sweetface?

Jesse
[stares at Tiffany]

S-S-So, how-how did you end up like this?

Well, it's a long story.

Tiffany

It sure is.

In fact, if it was a movie it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice.

Jade

What are you gonna do with us?

Funny you should ask.

Tiffany

These bodies are okay. But they're like apartments were just renting. But now we're movin' on up.

Like George and Weezy.

Tiffany

And we're looking to buy.

And you know what they say about real estate - Location, location, location. Well, you guys are in the right place at the wrong time. [laugh with Tiffany]

News Reporter

This is a WEBH special report. The Jesse and Jade case keeps getting weirder and weirder. Fingerprints discovered at two separate crime scenes...have been identified as belonging to...Charles Lee Ray, the notorious serial killer gunned down in 1988. Now police confirm that Ray's corpse...will be exhumed from a Hackensack, New Jersey, cemetery sometime today.

What?

Tiffany

Chucky, the Heart of Damballa!

I know!

Tiffany

What do we do? What do we do?

Shut up! Just let me think, okay? First we gotta get some new wheels. Every cop within 500 miles is lookin' for this van. We need something inconspicuous but with a little style.

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