Monsters, Inc. quotes

View Quote ...and he was taking it out on that sweet little girl.

View Quote Celia: Michael Wazowski! Last night was the worst night of my life, bar-none! I thought you cared about me! Mike: But I thought you liked sushi. Celia: Sushi? Sushi?! You think this is about sushi?!

View Quote Celia: Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays, well, not a lot of birthdays, but this is the best birthday ever. What are you looking at? Mike: I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked. Celia: Stop it. Mike: Your hair was shorter then. Celia: Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut. [the snakes in Celia's hair squeal with fear] Mike: No-no, I like it this length. [the snakes sigh in relief] I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said? Celia: What did you say? Mike: I said-- [sees Sulley trying to get his attention] Sulley? Celia: Sulley?!

View Quote Celia: So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight? Mike: I just got us into a little place called, um... Harryhausen's. Celia: Harryhausen's?! But it's impossible to get a reservation there. Mike: Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later. Celia: Okay, sweetheart. Mike: Think romantical thoughts. [singing] You and me, me and you, both of us together!

View Quote Henry J. Waternoose: Well hello, little one. Where did you come from? Sulley: Mr. Waternoose. Henry J. Waternoose: Ah, James. Is this one yours? Sulley: Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's, er, daughter, sir. Mike: Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day". Henry J. Waternoose: Hmm, must have missed the memo.

View Quote Mike: Can I borrow your odorant? Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, smelly garbage or old Dumpster. Mike: You got, uh, low tide? Sulley: No. Mike: How about wet dog? Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.

View Quote Mike: Hey, Fungus, you like cars? Because I have a really nice car. If you let me go I'll give you...a ride in the car? Fungus: I'm sorry, but Randall said that I'm not allowed to talk with victims of his evil plot.

View Quote Mike: I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"? Mike: Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.

View Quote Randall: Where's the kid?! Mike: [nervously] Kid? What kid? Randall: It's here in the factory. Isn't it? Mike: You're not pinning this on me. It never would have gotten out, if you hadn't been cheating last night! Randall: Cheating?! I -- [calms down] Cheating. Right. Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes? Mike: I get a time out? Randall: Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be... [pause]
Mike: Painted? Randall: Empty! It'll be empty, you idiot!

View Quote Roz: I'm watching you Wazowski, always watching, always.

View Quote Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow. [A special Theatrical Trailer for those watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ]
Mike: Okay, another Saturday night alone means only one thing: Charades! Your turn, Sulley.
[Sulley picks a piece of paper and reads it. He mimes a book.]
Mike: It's a book!
[Sulley mimes a camera]
Mike: A book...and a movie! Okay, two words. First word:
[Sulley points to fur under his arm]
Mike: Smelly. Stinky! [Sulley points to more fur] Furry, hairy, hairy, Harry! [Sulley nods] "When Harry met Sulley!" ...is not it. Okay, second word:
[Sulley picks up a flower pot and mimes digging]
Mike: Okay, you're digging, you're digging dirt. Harry, dirt..."Dirty Harry!"
[Sulley puts some flowers in the pot]
Mike: Okay, you've got flowers in the pot. "Harry Flowers"? "Harry Flower Pot?"
[Sulley puts on a pair of glasses with a lightning bolt attached to them, holds a toy owl in his hand and pretends to ride a broomstick]
Mike: Oh, I've got it! "The Sound of Music"!
[Sulley gives up, throws the glasses and owl aside and walks out]
Mike: Hey, where are you going? [Sees the glasses, figures it out] Wait, wait! I've got it! Harry Pot-
Monsters Inc.
Now playing at a theater near you.
Really near you.
Like, maybe, next door.
[It's Mike's turn]
Sulley: Movie. Two Words. [Mike starts striking a pose] Star Wars.
Mike: How do you do that?

View Quote Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous. Mike: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet...that could kill me!

View Quote Sulley: Mike, this isn't Boo's door. Mike: Boo? What's Boo? Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem? Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it! Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me--! [everyone looks at him funny] Oh, hi. We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, um, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me! It's a musical! [sings] Put that thing back where it came from or so help me/So help me/So help me--- and cut!

View Quote Sulley: Oh, how could I be so stupid?! This could destroy the company! Mike: The company? Who cares about the company?! What about us?! That thing is a killing machine! [Boo is bubbling harmlessly]
Mike: It's just waiting for us to fall asleep, and then bam! We're easy prey, my friend! Easy prey! Sitting targets! [turns to his desk] Okay. I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild. Sulley: Spoons. Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek! [Boo shows Sulley her drawing of him and her, then yawns and rubs her eyes.]
Sulley: Mike... I think she's getting tired. Mike: [smiles] Well, why don't you find some place for it to sleep [suddenly angry] while I think of a plan?!

View Quote Sulley: See? Ted walks to work. Mike: Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.