Mike, give her the bear!
3rd most-quoted character in Monsters, Inc. (2001): in 18 of its 68 quotes
Most scenes with: Mike (10), Boo (10), James P. "Sulley" Sullivan (10)
How could I be so stupid? This could destroy the company!
More lines from Sully
7 quotesSpoons.
Hey, that's my bed! You're gonna get your germs all over it.
She can't stay here this is the Men's Room.
Take care of yourself. Try not to run though anymore closets!
I can still hear her little voice.
Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady!
Scenes with Sully
10 scenesI'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often.
Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?
Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.
Not really.
To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved?
Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise.
I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate.
Can I borrow your odorant?
Yeah, I got, uh, smelly garbage or old Dumpster.
You got, uh, low tide?
No.
How about wet dog?
Yep. Stink it up.
I have no idea. But it would be really great... if it didn't do it again.
Oh, how could I be so stupid?! This could destroy the company!
The company? Who cares about the company?! What about us?! That thing is a killing machine!
It's just waiting for us to fall asleep, and then bam! We're easy prey, my friend! Easy prey! Sitting targets! [turns to his desk] Okay. I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.
Spoons.
That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek!
Mike... I think she's getting tired.
Well, why don't you find some place for it to sleep [suddenly angry] while I think of a plan?!
Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous.
Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet...that could kill me!
Well hello, little one. Where did you come from?
Mr. Waternoose.
Ah, James. Is this one yours?
Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's, er, daughter, sir.
Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day".
Hmm, must have missed the memo.
Mike, this isn't Boo's door.
Boo? What's Boo?
That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it! Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me--! [everyone looks at him funny] Oh, hi. We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, um, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me! It's a musical! [sings] Put that thing back where it came from or so help me/So help me/So help me--- and cut!
See? Ted walks to work.
Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.
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Okay, another Saturday night alone means only one thing: Charades! Your turn, Sulley.
Smelly. Stinky! [Sulley points to more fur] Furry, hairy, hairy, Harry! [Sulley nods] "When Harry met Sulley!" ...is not it. Okay, second word:
Okay, you're digging, you're digging dirt. Harry, dirt..."Dirty Harry!"
Okay, you've got flowers in the pot. "Harry Flowers"? "Harry Flower Pot?"
Oh, I've got it! "The Sound of Music"!
Hey, where are you going? [Sees the glasses, figures it out] Wait, wait! I've got it! Harry Pot-
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