A character in Seed of Chucky (2004)

Glen quotes from Seed of Chucky (2004)

Billy Boyd

Scenes with Glen

7 scenes
Chucky

ARGH! Who the hell are you?

Glen

Shit-face.

Tiffany
[Chucky laughs.]

Now what kind of a name is that? Where are your mother and father?

Chucky

Judging by that face my guess is they're hiding.

Tiffany

Shut up, you asshole!

Chucky

Well, come on. It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. (Laughs.) I mean, you gotta feel bad for the parents, I wonder they must look like! (Laughs.) Whoa!

Tiffany
[Glen holds up his hand to reveal the faint "Made in Japan" sign on his wrist. Chucky gasps.] (Whispers.)

Oh, my god!
[Chucky looks down at his own wrist to see the same "Made in Japan" sign there. Both Chucky and Tiffany look at Glen in shocked realization. Glen then greets his parents in Japanese.

Chucky
[To Tiffany.]

What?!... No! You didn't? We didn't?

Tiffany
[To Glen.]

Oh! Sweet-face! Come to Mommy!
[Chucky promptly faints.]

Tiffany
[Tiffany is tucking in Glen as Chucky taps his knife against Glen's pram.]

Nighty, night, Glenda. Sleep tight. [Goes to turn off the lamp.]

Glen

Leave it on.

Tiffany

Aww, sweetie. There's nothing to be scared of. Your daddy and I will be right here.

Glen
[Chucky continues to tap his knife.]

Why do you kill people?

Tiffany
[Chucky stops tapping, and he and Tiffany look at Glen in surprise.]

'Scuse me?

Glen

Why do you kill?

Chucky
[Chucky and Tiffany exchange looks.]

Well...um... it's a hobby really. It helps us relax.

Glen

Am I going to be a killer?

Chucky

Of course! It's been a family tradition for generations!

Glen

But violence is bad, isn't it? They said so on TV.

Chucky

Not violence. Vio-lins. Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country!

Tiffany

Chucky, Glenda is right. It's time we owned up to it. We have a problem with killing.

Chucky

I don't have a "problem" with killing. I like a little killing now and then! What's wrong with that?

Tiffany

Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set a good example.

Tiffany

Let's quit, Chucky. Right now! Cold turkey!

Chucky

You have got to be kidding!

Tiffany

Promise me, Chucky. No more killing.

Chucky

No.

Tiffany

Chucky...

Chucky

No! No! No! No! No!

Tiffany

No more killing! We can't do it anymore!

Chucky

No! A thousand times no!

Tiffany

We have a future to think of!

Chucky

No! No! No! No! No! NO!

Tiffany

We have a child!

Chucky

FINE! Alright, already! I promise.

Tiffany

Thank you, doll baby. You're a sweetheart.

Glen

Now we really will be the perfect family.

Tiffany

We had an agreement, Chucky! We decided for the sake of our child we weren't gonna do this shit anymore!

Chucky

No. YOU decided! Just like YOU decided our son was a girl!

Tiffany

He is a girl!

Chucky

He is a boy goddamn it! And he's the most promising killer I have ever seen. You should've been there, Tiff! You would've been so proud of him.

Tiffany

I want a girl!

Chucky

I want a boy!

Glen

You're tearing me apart! What about what I want?!

Chucky

...What?

Tiffany

...What?

Glen

Doesn't what I want mean anything at all?

Tiffany

Oh.

Chucky

OK. Interesting. Tell us.

Tiffany

What do you want, sweetface?

Glen

I think I want to be a boy.

Chucky

YES! In your face, lady!

Glen

But being a girl would be nice too.

Chucky
[Tiffany smiles smugly at Chucky.]

Well... which is it?

Glen

I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel like a boy. Sometimes I feel like a girl. Can't I be both?

Tiffany

Well... some people...

Chucky

Ah, ah! No way!

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