Woman
[Mimi is climbing to the top of the Statue of Liberty when he loses his footing]
Honey, go get help!
Michael Cromwell
Tim Allen · 47 quotes
Mimi Siku
Sam Huntington · 30 quotes
Richard Kempster
Martin Short · 19 quotes
Charlotte
Lolita Davidovich · 12 quotes
Ian
Dominic Keating · 5 quotes
Patricia
JoBeth Williams · 5 quotes
Langston
Bob Dishy · 4 quotes
Jovanovic
3 quotes
Karen
Leelee Sobieski · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Michael Cromwell & Mimi Siku (22), Michael Cromwell & Richard Kempster (13), Michael Cromwell & Charlotte (11)
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Alex [Mimi is using Matika to coerce Alex and henchman into their vehicle]
Please, please, don't punch spider at me any longer! I'm going. I'm going. I have many enemies but none like that spider. Drive! [they drive off]
Homeless Man
[Mimi is wandering the streets of Manhattan in his Pinare outfit]
Help a guy out. Spare change for food? Help a guy out. Spare change for food? [Mimi hands him a dead pigeon] Huh?
Eat.
Homeless Man
Hmm.
[walks up to front of store selling pots and pans alongside a girl and points to cookware]
Much night fun.
Girl's mother: [grabs her daughter] Honey, come on.
Girl
Mom!
Bystander
[points to distance]
Right there.
Bystander
Right-- Right there.
Thanks.
Flight attendant
[on plane]
Excuse me, Mr. Cromwell, [Michael wakes up] but the young man you're with is urinating on the exit door.
Thank you.
[Richard is sitting on chair with his family sitting on the couch]
Give me coffee certificates.
You don't think I would keep certificates around my house?
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Andrew
Dad keeps everything in the bookcase...
Andrew-- [Jovanovic still holds Richard's hair] Ow.
Andrew
...behind the (Holy) Bible and Judith Krantz.
Thank you, Andrew. [rummages through Richard's bookshelf] Oh. Scruples. Could not put it down. [finds coffee certificates] Oh!
All right, so, uh, you have your certificates. And I would appreciate it if you would just take them and leave my house.
Sit.
Sure.
First, I teach never to make fool of Jovanovic again. Rope him down.
"Rope him down"?
What? What?
Michael's Voice on Answering Machine: Hi, we're not here right now. Leave a message. We'll call you right back. [machine beeps]
Charlie. Pick up. It's me. You're probably in the bathroom, making yourself look beautiful. Um, I don't want you feelin' trapped by Mimi. Try to open up to him. Just don't leave him alone with the cat. I'll see you soon. I love you. Bye.
[spots Matika crawling on a wall next to the door and screams]
Michael, don't hang up! Don't hang up! There's a spider! [screams and fights off Matika from under door with toothbrush] This can't be happening! This is a penthouse apartment!
[Michael is sitting in his vehicle with Richard and Mimi who spots a fly]
And I say we should just wait it out.
You're insane. Langston is right. We have to find a buyer for the coffee, cut our losses and get out now. [Mimi uses blowdart to kill a fly] Wow! Nice shot.
[hands back dart to Mimi]
Put this away. Would you give me a few moments with Charlotte before you bring Mimi up, okay?
All right.
That's my son?
His name is what?
Mimi-Siku.
Mimi Siku?
Roughly translated, it means "cat piss".
He picked the name "cat piss"?
He was six years old at the time. It's a territorial thing.
You sure he's mine?
Positive. He's got your nose, and he thinks he's never wrong.
Choose for me.
What?
U-Ku-May.
What does it mean?
It means "Sound of rain on river water."
"Ukumay." It's pretty. [kisses Mimi, and they kiss passionately]
So it is...
What, what?
Ring twice.
Ring twice. [Michael rings doorbell] Got it, got it.
Knock once. [knocks] And then you ring three times.
You sure it's three?
Yes, it's definitely three times. [Michael rings doorbell]
Okay. [clears throat; nothing happens]
Okay, so that's wrong. So we do, ring three times... [rings three times]
I'm not sure--
Knock once, and ring twice.
No, it--
Yeah.
Uh-uh, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be good. [nothing happens]
That-that really worked great. I-I remember it differently now. I got what it is.
All right, Mr. Wizard, take over.
Ring twice.
Take over.
You knock once.
And ring--
[stops Richard]
No-no-no, you do not, whatever you do, ring four times. [Holds up hand and indicates fingers to remind Richard of the man losing his fingers]
Hoko; bird. Bird who can't sing: Hoko Ono.
(Because Patricia didn't show up)
Okay, if that's the way she wants to play it, she's not gonna get a dime.
[to Richard; quietly]
You're walking around New York City... [loudly] WITH $1,000,000 IN A SUITCASE?!?!
[upon seeing Lipo Lipo; about Patrcia]
Oh, my God. She left me for Gilligan's Island!
I'm a parent! Therefore, I'm an idiot!