Ouch. Oh. Almost forgot. You'll be needing this. [produces Mimi blowgun]
No, no, no. If you kill a fly, you'll be a real Pinare.
Yeah, like that's gonna happen. You know, I will practice. That way I can come down and hunt with you. [he and Mimi laugh lightly]
You'll never come to Lipo Lipo.
PA PA announcer
American Airlines announces the final boarding call for Flight 935 to Caracas, Venezuela.
Time to go. [PA announcer continues indistinctly] Thanks for the blowgun. Mimi, I got you somethin'. It's for you. But I want you to open it in the plane; Don't open it now. I also got ya...this. [pulls out Statue of Liberty lighter and ignites flame; chuckles]
[impressed]
Fire from Statue.
[smiles]
Fire from Statue. Pretty cool, huh? Be careful with it though.
We'll manage to survive this, okay?
Yeah, but it's easy for you to say. I got kids to feed.
Yeah, but mine want Nike and Nintendo. Your's wants blowguns and Meow Mix.
[reaches into sturgeon fish for roe and offers it to Michael and Richard]
Beluga. Best caviar in whole world.
No, not without toast points. Gotta have toast points.
[he and Richard hesitantly take the roe]
Yeah.
All right. Look at that, right out of the fish.
B Both
[putting the roe into their mouths]
Mmm!
Very fishy. E-- Eggy fishy. [Jovanovic turns his back, speaks Russian, and they both spit out the roe]
Morrison tell me coffee now below 70, no?
We were as shocked as you are.
Morrison [Jovanovic puts arm on him, while injured]
Ow.
We think it was wrong to sell you the coffee futures. We want to buy them back.
Oh. Don't worry about that. We value your friendship is what it is.
[he and Michael laugh]
Very good.
What's not to know? You're cleaning up here.
No, no, no, no. Believe me, shrewdness is not in the picture.
Statue of Liberty, Baboon. Statue not far, Baboon.
Mimi, you stand right there.
We'll go tomorrow, okay? Whoa. Ahhh.
People down there so far from us.
I'd like to keep 'em that way, okay? I'm gonna die up here.
Nothing bad happened, Baboon.
I just hate heights. Whoa. Oh.
Pinare secret: [Moving Michael to wall] Don't look down.
Just for the record, it's not that big a secret. [brings Mini back inside and the crowd applauds]
[angrily]
Don't you ever, ever, ever do that to me again! When I tell you to do something, I mean it! Do you understand me?!
[hugs Mimi]
Come on. Come on. Come on. Mm, sorry. I was just worried about you out there. I really was. All right? Well, um, we should go.
[Michael and Mimi start walking away]
Baboon scared?
Yes, Baboon scared. Baboon not know he could be so scared. Baboon's pants a little damp.
[she picks off a beetle crawling on Michael while asleep]
Michael. [Michael wakes up, yells in shock, and falls out hammock] You all right?
Yes. You should put air bags in these things. [covers his face from the blinding sunlight] What do you call this place again? The Surface of the Sun?!
Mimi said that you talked to him last night.
[takes off dirty shirt]
I told him that I was his father, and, uh, he said something in Indian, and then he gave a girl a pot.
Giving a pot here is like giving flowers. It's a love gift. He's very popular with the girls.
Maybe he is mine after all.
He is yours. Why don't you try again? He's going out on the river. Go with him.
Maybe I can teach him about commodities. Based on what I learned in the bachelor hut last night, he could make a killing in gas futures.
[on phone; laughing]
Oh, that's very good. Very-- [to Michael] Bob Montgomery. [to Bob Motgomery] That's wonderful. Listen. So, Bob, I'm standing with Michael Cromwell, and, you know, considering our long history together, you're the first person we wanna make this offer to. Are you ready? 5,100 tons of coffee beans. [Bob Motgomery guffaws and hangs up on Richard as Mimi walks on the exterier ledge of window] We're dead. Okay?
[knocks on window]
Baboon!
L Louis
He's doing a Fay Wray! [he faints]
Statue of Liberty, Baboon.
No, no, no! Come back here! Mimi, Get back in here.
[to Charlotte]
Life happens around you!
Move. Get outta my way. Come on. Mimi! Watch out, watch out, watch out. Mimi! Mimi!
Get out of the way, please! Mimi! Wait, wait, wait! [starts walking out of window]
[walking quickly after Michael, as Michael starts his car]
I told you. Time heals everything. It just-- [tries opening Michael's car door] Oh, the door's locked. Well, that's a statement, I guess. Okay, so... [knocks of Michael's car window] ...I'll keep these certificates at my house and-- [Michael leaves] Don't worry about me. I'm sure there's a train I can take. It's not like it's a dangerous neighborhood or anything. [the fish plant staff/mafia enforcers observe him] Hi. How ya doing?
Karen, time to come inside, baby!
I want you to have this. [Karen takes gift and kisses Mimi's cheek]
Well, Mimi, here's all your stuff. Better get going, huh? Your dad's waiting. [Michael and Mimi are about to leave] Bye, Michael. Bye, Mimi.
Come on. I'm gonna take you someplace.
So, Mimi, how old are you?
The roots of the Yomano tree have broken ground three times in my life.
So, I guess that would make you around--
13. 13. You know, I have a daughter around that age. Karen.
Yeah, yeah. She's just up at Charlotte's now. She's trying on her dress for the wedding. [Mimi is mingling with clam basket] What are you doing?
What's Matika? [Mimi turns clam basket showing Richard Matika and Richard slams his face against window screaming in alarm]
[at Charlotte's apartment]
Now where is this champagne?
[runs into kitchen, while making meowing sounds, and dumps Coco behind kitchen counter]
Let's go in the kitchen. You're so feisty today.
It's nice to see you and Coco getting along so well.
She's so fast! What do you say we take the champagne and drink it in the bedroom?
[at Trading Floor of the World Trade Center]
Oh, look at those prices! Boys, we're gonna clean up. [Michael sees fly buzzing] Did I ever tell you about cocoa in '73?
There I was, with 800 lots of cocoa, back in the days before "greed" became a dirty word. Now, I don't have to explain that to you, my boy. You're a professional. But that Cromwell, he's a disaster waiting to happen. I don't know what's going on with him. Between me and you, Cromwell has become a colossal pain in the-- [Michael shoots sleeping dart through crowd and nails fly on Langston's back] Ooh! [Langston collapses and falls asleep]
[holding up dart; triumphantly, about killing the fly]
Yes! Yes!
Uh, George? Uh, get him something. Michael! Where you goin'?
[in Manhattan office] [sticks head out of office]
Cromwell!
Okay. [hands Mimi a magazine] Take a look at that. [puts up arms like a bodybuilder] Baboon must go fight the chief.
[speaking to Michael and Richard]
Look at this! Cromwell, look at this. Coffee is at 88, and it's dropping like a brick! By tomorrow morning, it could be 85 or lower.
We'll just wait it out. Something'll happen. The market will turn around.
You remember what happened in '91?
You can't always depend on a natural disaster.
It doesn't have to be a natural disaster. We can hope for an assassination.
Oh, would you take it seriously for one minute?
Just a minute, I'm trying to lighten this guy up.
Stop it. Stop it! Now, come on. Behave yourselves here! Now something better happen fast, [Mimi Siku puts Matika on floor] or I'm gonna throw your butts out the window! What the hell do you hotshots think about when you make these deals? You seem to have forgotten, Cromwell, that you were investing the company's money. When you invest the company's money and win, the company's behind you. But when you screw up like this, [Michael put newspaper on Matika] you're both on the hook for any loss we take.
That would be over a million dollars.
Now, that's not my problem. And by the way, Cromwell, [Michael has realized Mimi's pet tarantula Matika is heading to Langston] when somebody is playing with millions of dollars of my money, I generally like them in the country. [Matika starts crawling up Langston's leg] This country!
Stop-- Stop yelling, please.
[oblivious to Matika]
This is still my office! I'll shout, I'll yell, I'll scream as much as I want! When I made you shareholders in this company, it was to share profits, not losses!
[stands up; shouting]
Not losses is right! We're not here to share losses! We're here to share profits! Profits! Profits! [sees Matika crawling towards him] Huh? [pointing to window] Look up! It's an alien circle with Mickey Rourke's picture in it. Look, look, look, look, look! Up, up! Look! Look up! Look up!
He just found out that he has a son.
Look, look, look, look, look!
Stop shouting, Baboon. Matika kill chief.
[receptionist looks at Michael looking confused]
Catch the damn spider, will you, please? [Mimi does so] Thank you. I-I-- I said I was gonna go fight the chief, not kill the chief. Around here, only... postal employees kill chief. Do you understand? [walks back in office] Boy, whatever you do in Venezuela, do not try the chili del fuego.
FW French woman
[in the morning, Mimi is lounging on balcony watching a French woman feeding pigeons]
My little darlings. Ah. Ooh. Are your little bellies empty? Oh. Bonjour. Ah. Bonjour. We are all so happy today, n'est-ce pas? [Mimi shoots a pigeon out of the French woman's hand, and the woman screams and cries]
What's goin' on up here? [to Mimi] Did you-- [brings Mimi inside] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Go! Go! Mimi, you can't do this! You do not kill birds around here for breakfast! If you're hungry, ask me. I bought some stuff for you. This is what kids love. [holds up cereal box] Cap'n Crunch.
This is cereal! [reading the ingredients on side of cereal box] It's just corn, brown sugar, yellow #5 and zinc oxide? They've added a sunblock to it. You pour this on this, and that's your breakfast. Enjoy yourself. [in Charlotte's bedroom] Charlie. Come on. Wake up, sweetheart. Wake up. Charlie. Bloomingdale's burned down.
[wakes up with a snort]
What?
Mimi's having breakfast out in the kitchen. I will be home before lunch. Bye.
Wait. I can't watch him. Women's Wear is coming to the loft.
You don't need to baby-sit him. He'll be fine. Now go back to sleep.
Mimi, I gotta get goin' here. [Mimi has poured the cereal and milk on the counter] No. No! This isn't-- No. No, it's not your fault. I didn't mention that you usually put this in a bowl.
When we go to Statue of Liberty?
I know I told you we were going today, but I can't today. I-I-- The Baboon's makin' some very big trades today.
Baboon go alone. I'd like to be around you, but, but I'm obligated to go.
Obligated. It means... when you do something that you don't really wanna do.
And will you promise Baboon one thing? You won't shoot any more animals? And don't eat the cat. I'll bring food home.
