[walking upstairs]
Ring twice, knock once, ring three times. Okay.
[sees video camera next to big wooden door]
Oh, boy.
Ring twice. [Michael rings doorbell] Got it, got it.
Knock once. [knocks] And then you ring three times.
Yes, it's definitely three times. [Michael rings doorbell]
Okay. [clears throat; nothing happens]
Okay, so that's wrong. So we do, ring three times... [rings three times]
Knock once, and ring twice.
[sighs]
We're gonna get shot.
Uh-uh, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be good. [nothing happens]
That-that really worked great. I-I remember it differently now. I got what it is.
All right, Mr. Wizard, take over.
[stops Richard]
No-no-no, you do not, whatever you do, ring four times. [Holds up hand and indicates fingers to remind Richard of the man losing his fingers]
J Jovanovic
[from inside]
Open damn door! Chort Vozmi!
We'll manage to survive this, okay?
Yeah, but it's easy for you to say. I got kids to feed.
Yeah, but mine want Nike and Nintendo. Your's wants blowguns and Meow Mix.
J Jovanovic
[reaches into sturgeon fish for roe and offers it to Michael and Richard]
Beluga. Best caviar in whole world.
No, not without toast points. Gotta have toast points.
[he and Richard hesitantly take the roe]
Yeah.
All right. Look at that, right out of the fish.
B Both
[putting the roe into their mouths]
Mmm!
Very fishy. E-- Eggy fishy. [Jovanovic turns his back, speaks Russian, and they both spit out the roe]
J Jovanovic
Morrison tell me coffee now below 70, no?
We were as shocked as you are.
M Morrison
[Jovanovic puts arm on him, while injured]
Ow.
J Jovanovic
Much lower than 75.
We think it was wrong to sell you the coffee futures. We want to buy them back.
J Jovanovic
You lose money?
Oh. Don't worry about that. We value your friendship is what it is.
[he and Michael laugh]
Very good.
J Jovanovic
I do not know.
What's not to know? You're cleaning up here.
J Jovanovic
You are shrewd men.
No, no, no, no. Believe me, shrewdness is not in the picture.
J Jovanovic
[Richard is sitting on chair with his family sitting on the couch]
Give me coffee certificates.
You don't think I would keep certificates around my house?
J Jovanovic
[grabs Richard's hair]
Don't make me lose temper.
A Andrew
Dad keeps everything in the bookcase...
Andrew-- [Jovanovic still holds Richard's hair] Ow.
A Andrew
...behind the (Holy) Bible and Judith Krantz.
J Jovanovic
Thank you, Andrew. [rummages through Richard's bookshelf] Oh. Scruples. Could not put it down. [finds coffee certificates] Oh!
All right, so, uh, you have your certificates. And I would appreciate it if you would just take them and leave my house.
J Jovanovic
First, I teach never to make fool of Jovanovic again. Rope him down.
[in the backyard]
I have an idea. [hands him blowgun and sleeping darts] You'll need these.
