A character in Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

Morton Mouse quotes from Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

Seth Rogen

6th most-quoted character in Horton Hears a Who! (2008): in 7 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Horton the Elephant (7), Mayor Ned McDodd (5), Sour Kangaroo (4)

Scenes with Morton Mouse

7 scenes
(In the jungle, it was actually coming from Horton trying to position the clover and the speck near a coconut drink.)

There. That ought to be comfy.

(Horton sips from a coconut, and sighs in relaxation.)

Nothing wrong with this, Morton. Nothing wrong with this. Just you, me and the speck, shooting the breeze. We're a club. We're a group. We can take a vote on the issues. (mock evilly) We can be a secret society that controls the balance of power in the world.

Morton Mouse

Horton.

And no one else can join, (uses his ears as a hat) unless they wear funny hats! (He laughs goofily, before sipping his drink.)

Morton Mouse

Listen, Horton!

The Chair recognizes Brother Morton.

Morton the Mouse

I'm really happy you found this speck...but you might wanna keep it to yourself.

Hm? What? Why?

Morton Mouse

Well, you're talking to a clover. That doesn't look good.

You know what doesn't look good? You talking about the speck like the speck isn't even there. The speck never said anything bad about you. But, hey! Good luck with your illusion of superiority.

Morton Mouse

You know, the speck can think anything it wants about me. It's a speck.

Whoa! I see what's going on here. Morton, no matter how tight the speck and I get, the speck could never replace you. I'm only sad that I would have to explain that, at this point.

Morton Mouse

Well, that's awesome, Horton. That really helps. Just try to keep this to yourself. I'll see you later. Try.

(As Morton leaves, Horton shrugs and looks closer at the speck, until the his class arrive.)

Hey, Horton! What you got there?

What? Nothing! We're not doing anything! Do-do-dum dum dum, we're totally alone!

Who's we?

"We"? What? "We"? Did I say that? I just... oh. No, I would never say that. because that would imply that I was with someone, and not alone. (He giggles, before trying to keep his mouth shut to avoid spilling the beans about the speck, until...) Okay, seriously, you can't tell anybody! I mean it. If anybody finds out about this, it could be very, very bad. I'm not sure why.

We won't tell anyone. And if we do, we'll tell them not to tell anyone!

Perfect! Okay, so I'm taking a bath, right, cause my skin gets kind of dry and a little bit ashy.

While Horton came clean about the speck that he'd found
and how he had saved it when it nearly drowned,
(cuts to Whoville) on his morning commute and noticed things weren't quite the same on his route.
(Back in the jungle, as Horton continues his story.) But please don't blame Horton, for he didn't know that a small bump above...

...and I dove into the water like this!

(As he jumps and lands on the ground, Whoville and its buildings jump up in a giant tremor.)

... was a big bump below.

(At the construction site)

Hey, Joe, don't work too hard.

Joe

Ah, these luxury condos, they don't build themselves. (Another big bump sends everything in the air, allowing the condo building.) Hey, look at that. I guess they do build themselves.

Oh~kay, that happened.

(to Horton)

Listen, Horton, turns out I need your help a little bit. Apparently, if that speck keeps moving around, our whole world… could be obliterated. So I need you to find us Whos a safer, more stable home… and fast.

No problem, Mr. Mayor. Let's see… (looks at a flower) Wow! That's a nice view.

(A giraffe-like creature of the species Zatz-It eats the flowers. Horton gets scared.)

Hello, is everything okay?!
(A grape falls on Horton's head. He looks to find out where the grape came from, and it was two woodpecker-like birds who are pecking a pile of grapes, taking turns trying to knock them down, causing them to fall and hit Horton, Horton then dodges 2 more, and a anteater-like creature with a vacuum-like snout of the species Nink walks by consuming flowers, nearby some termite-like insects with bladed teeth. Horton gasps in fear.)

What's going on up there?

(A Zatz-It eating the flowers, the two birds who are now pecking the grapes at the same exact time, just slightly off from each other, Horton gasps in shock.) (freaking out)

OH NO!

(The same thing loops every time and it cuts to the insects eating what it looks like a tree, but is actually just a flower. Horton screams then runs to a hill)

THIS ENTIRE JUNGLE IS A HOUSE OF DEATH!!! (he stops panicking and looks up) Oh, wait. There's a good spot.

And it's then Horton saw at the top of Mount Nool
(the camera flies to Mount Nool's cave with a sunflower, the one that started this whole mess in the first place) a small cave that looked peaceful and quiet and cool,
where a sunflower grew proud and tall from the ground.
There, he knew every Who would be safe. Would be sound.

I found it, Mayor. The perfect place. Right up there. At the top of Mount Nool.

Mr. Mayor?

(The mayor was startled when Miss Yelp entered the office)

I wish you could-

(The mayor muted the horn, then starts rubbing it)

Haha, oh, shiny. Haha...

The Who-Centennial Committee is waiting for you to look over the giant meatball for the Edible Parade. Oh, and then you're due at the dentist for your Who-root canal.

You know, sticking “Who” in front of everything doesn’t make it hurt less. Just wastes time! (Miss Yelp closes the door) I don’t… wanna go. (to Horton) Listen, Horton, I gotta go. (packs most of his things in his suitcase, including his coffee and his goldfish) Apparently, there’s a problem with the giant meatball.

You just take care of that meatball, sir, and leave the freaking out to me.

So then Horton began his long, perilous trek,
determined to save the small world on the speck.
Horton was faithful and stalwart and kind.

I got you. Don't worry. I'll protect you!

He was a brave hero... at least in his mind.

(uses his ears as a ninja hood)

We must become invisible. Travel silently. For there are forces that would seek to destroy us.

(The camera zooms in on Horton's head as it transitions into an anime-style sequence. A giant tree sprouts up from the ground, blocking his path.)

Huh?! So you think you can sneak up on me, huh?! (combat noises) It is clear that you are no match for my technique. Hey! (kicks a branch, but it snaps back and smacks his butt with an awkward shot of a red mark from below.) I see you have mastered the way of the snapping branch. Watch me tumble! (He jumps from branch to branch to the top of the tree.)

Off-Screen Voice

Morton Mouse, go!

Morton Mouse

You are fast, Horton, but the Kangaroo has monkeys! (Monkeys can be seen flying in from the distance.)

Hm? I will make monkeys of these monkeys. It is their destiny. (He does a Dragon Ball-style to fire a beam of energy at the monkeys.) For the clover!

Clover
(cuts to a cute, anime style, with Morton looks in awe.)

Horton is the greatest hero of them all, haaaa!
(Cuts back to the same anime style) Horton and Morton: Horton! Morton! GO! (Horton runs forward, screaming, but is stopped by Morton.)

Morton Mouse

But Mount Nool is that way! (Horton felt dumb-founded for a sec.)

Ha-ha-ha! To the top of Mount Nool! As fast as lightning! Away, I go. (He starts to jumpkicks, but snaps back to reality as he trips, landing on a flower.) Oh, sorry little fellow. You'll be fine. Just think healing thoughts.

Horton, Horton! Look!

(Katie gets bumped by a log repeatedly)

We've all got our own clovers with worlds on them!

In my world, everyone's a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!

That's beautiful, Katie ! (Katie she puts her flower on the top of her head and walks away)

Ha-ah-ah.

In a... really weird way.

My world is called Jessicaland, and everyone worships Queen Jessica because Jessica is so beautiful.

Jessica, that was awesome.

(As they talk about their specks with their worlds, Sour is picking some fruits from a tree and she saw his son, with an orange flower and grabs it to her)

Rudy!

Mom, be careful! My best friend Thidwick lives on that!

Rudy, no one lives on this, it's not possible. (She crushes the flower in front of him.)

What...?

That Horton is a menace.

Mom, Mom, please, you're so weird! Don't do this to me!

Honey, go to your room. (Pushes Rudy's head to her pouch) Horton! (Horton and his class look away, while Jessica and Angela scream in terror and run away at the sight of Sour. Rudy's mother kicks Katie from bush, sending her flying over a tree resembling a football goal, but surprisingly, she finds it amusing)

(happy)

Its good.

(to Horton)

What do you think you're doing?

Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble! (he run away)

Have you forgotten what we've discussed?

Oh no, I'm an Elephant and Elephants never forget, it's a curse really! I remember, I was on my head and you said hmm and I looked up and you said ,what are you doing?, and I said the thing about the speck, then you pulled my ears and you poked me in the forehead...

Horton!

: Well you did.

(Just then, a rustling is heard at the jungle)

Uh-oh. Hang on Mr. Mayor. I may have to put up a fight. A frightened elephant could be very dangerous. (to the rustling sound) Alright! You've called down the thunder, buddy. You hungry for trouble? I'M AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SALAD BAR! TAKE A BITE!!!

Morton Mouse
(The rustling noise stops to reveal it was Morton, who was tired of running)

I hate running.

Morton! (gritting teeth goofily) Don't do that!

Morton Mouse

Horton! Horton? (turns around to see Horton's eyes) D'oh! There you are. We got trouble! Wait. Stay. Wait. Did you hear that? No, I'm here. Okay. Listen. No, go. Kangaroo has gone nuts. Bananas. She's telling everyone that you should be kicked out of Nool.

She said that? I thought we were friends.

Morton Mouse

Word is, she's gone to Vlad's.

Vlad. Vlad. I know two Vlads. Is it the bad Vlad or the bunny Vlad that makes the Cookies?

Morton Mouse

Yeah, Horton. She's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think we can assume it's the bad Vlad.

Yeah, that's a good call.

Morton Mouse

So, unless you're cool with giant razor sharp claws (pulls Horton's eyes) ripping the flesh off of your body, I get rid of the clover.

I can't. I promised the Mayor. I meant what I said and I said what what I meant. And an elephant's faithful 100%.

Morton Mouse

Please, for me, just this once, be faithful 99% of the time. I've never gone 99% on anything. They think I'm awesome. So, come on.

I meant to what I said and I said what I meant.

Morton Mouse

I'm not gonna say it. (Horton wants Morton to say it, but fails) You can do that all day it's not happening. (Still waiting to finish the sentence, Morton sighs) An elephant's faithful 100%.

That's right. That's my code. My motto. Thanks for the warning, Morton.

Morton Mouse

Okay, but watch the skies. (pulls Horton's eyes again) Keep watching the skies.

(Morton runs away before looking at Horton then runs away. In fear, Horton looks up at the sky, knowing something bad will happen)

Mayor, you need to get everyone underground, NOW!

(Mayor is performing CPR to Finwick)

Two, Three, four...

I don't wanna sound the alarm. (Mayor starts doing mouth-to-mouth at the fish before the fish inflates, eyes open wider) There's a good possibility we maybe attacked by a giant, carnivorous bird.

There's a small chance it could be a bunny with cookies, but, I wouldn't count on it.

(Mayor looks at the the Chairman's portraits)

Oh, they are formidable.

(He loses grip of Finwick and tries to grab it before the fish went back to his bowl, panting)

Mayor, are you there?

Yeah, no. That's a great idea. It's just... in order to get everyone mobilized, I need the "Okay" of the city council. And they never listen to me. I've been called a boob. Several times. I can't do it.

You have to talk to them, Mayor. Okay, listen...
(Just as he talks to the Mayor)

(as John F. Kennedy's voice)

And, uh, we will, uh, put us back on Mount Nool before the end of this, uh, decade.
(Just as Horton arriving to Mount Nool, Mrs. Quilligan, who is lying on a tree, noticed Horton's speck is still alive. Shocked, she flies in panic, although her wings are disproportionately small for her body.)

Mrs. Quilligan
(rapidly)

Oh! This-this Elephant, he's crazy. Oh my goodness! I gotta tell everybody. I need to get to the Kangaroo. Whoo! Wait til they find out about...

Oh! You should've been seeing me. I really let elephant have it. I chase him, i torment him. And then I break him into million little elephant pieces. (Rudy gasps in shocked, hearing about it) It was thing of beauty, really. My best work. Classic Vlad.

And the clover?

Clover is finished. No way in million years Horton find it. Read my beak: Clover is gone forever.

Mrs. Quilligan
(Mrs. Quilligan lands and fell off, Vlad laughs as he sees her)

I just saw Horton and he is still talking to that CLOVER!

(Sour looks at Vlad, who chuckles nervously, in anger, thinking he was lying to her)

Idiot! (storms off)

Whoa! Come on, I'm your bro! It's me you're talking to! We have history! Come on, let's not forget, I did this for free!

(she wipes through large leaves)

What is happening to the Jungle of Nool? (she jumps towards the animals in the clearing) There once was a time when people were people, (Tommy, his father Willie, and another cow-bear standing next to them look at Sour in surprise with other animals), and specks were specks. (three Zatz-Its look on her, and these on left slowly shakes his head yes) Well I say if you can't see it, hear it, or feel it (jumps onto the central rock), it doesn't exist. Our way of life is under attack. And who's leading that attack? (turns gently, then turns abruptly and raises their hands in a gesture of haunting) Horton!!

Morton Mouse
(The animals gasp in shocked and horror, then Morton arrived, interrupting the speech)

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! This is Horton we're talking about, you know about him. He wouldn't hurt a fly. Except for that fly city he sat on. But he didn't do that on purpose.

(coldly and angrily)

SHUT UP, Mouse!

Morton Mouse

Oh, yeah. That's weird. My brownies are burning. I got to go. (He runs off quickly)

Are we going to let troublemakers like Horton (grabs Rudy as an example) poison the minds of our children?!

Not the children!!

(The Wickershams arrives to all the animals hear Sour's speech too)

When Horton tells our children about worlds beyond the jungle, he makes them question the authority. Which leads to defiance, which leads to ANARCHY!!!

Yeah!! Horton must pay!!

Mrs. Glummox

It's that speck!

Willie Cow-Bear

Now, we have to do something!

Mrs. Quilligan

For the children!

For the children!

ARE WE GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS??!!

Various Residents

NO!!!

(They all start to run, attack, and charge at Horton as a mob)

Let's get him!

(As the animals start charging which making a stampede, cuts to Horton as he is heading to Mount Nool when he stops to hear something from the ground. He lifts up and he sees Morton running to him)

Morton. I told you, 100%!

Morton Mouse
(Panting while running)

Horton.

Morton, pick up your feet. Jeez!

Morton Mouse

It’s not me!

(The rumbling gets louder as the stampede of the various animals appears.)

Oh, ho, ho. I see, it’s an angry mob. Sorry, Morton. I thought it was you that was making all that… (he then realizes it) but it’s… (shocked) oh, darn.

Animal

Everybody, come on!

Morton Mouse
[jumps into the air.]

'RUN, HORTON!!! (gets stepped on by the giant animals)

There he is!! (The large crowd of animal stampede runs as Jane gets up on a rock, watching, Yummo jumps through it.) Let's rope him!

Let's cage him!

(Horton tries to run away from enraged animals in Jungle of Nool, but is stopped by an angry mob of animals, blocking his path)

STOP!!!! (the running animals stops)

Hey, fellas. Good to see ya, all at once. You look really great as a horde.

Horton, Horton, Horton, look at the mess you created for yourself. All this hullabaloo over a silly little flower.

It's a speck.

Right. I mean it's silly, really, all this talk of roping you and caging you and... well, we don't need to go into the details. The point is, this angry mob, of all the trouble you're in, it can all go away.

(The Wickershams look at Horton and goes "Aw!")

Really?

Of course. All you have to do is admit to everyone that there are no small people living on that speck, that you were wrong and I was right. You do that, and things can go right back to the way they were. But, if you don't, You're going to have to pay the price.

(The Wickershams grabbed a big cage, much to Horton's fear, as an example)

So I just have to say it isn't true? (the residents were silent, hearing about what Horton will have to say) Go ahead! Rope me! Cage me! Do whatever you want! But there are people on this speck. And they have a Mayor, who has 96 daughters and one son name JoJo, who all share a bathroom, whatever that is. And even though you can't hear or see them at all, a person's a person, no matter how small.
(Much of the Jungle's resident's, including the Wickershams, felt touched by Horton's speech. One of the Wickersham scratches another Wickersham's back and looks at a dandruff, before he realizes and looks up, puppy eyes)

(touched)

That was beautiful, Horton. (enraged) Rope him! Cage him! (All of the residents she grin) Burn that speck in a pot of boiling beezle-nut oil!
(The same Wickersham eats the dandruff instead)

I hear it! I hear it! They are there!

(The crowd looks at Rudy as roping and caging stops)

And that "Yopp!", that one small extra "Yopp!" put it over.

Wickersham 1
(as the Wickershams let Horton out of the cage)

I hear it.

Wickersham 2

Me too.

Wickersham 3

So do I.

(Sour looks at son)

Rudy. (She tries to give Rudy the clover) Give me that! Come, Ru...

(Rudy jumps out of mother's pouch, away from his mother.) (smiling nervously)

Rudy, get back in the pouch, now.

(he turns his head to his mother)

No, Mom.(Horton is clued up)

Uh, Wickershams! Get that clover!

(Rudy stops in front of the Wickersham Brothers. They let him pass while glancing at the Rudy's mother) (shocked)

Well...A..Anybody take it from him.
(The crowd all glances and growls of the Sour. Yawling Yak, Deer-whose-horns-are-connected-from-one-to-the-other and Cow-Bear looking at her with angry. Sour sighs in humiliation. Her son approaches Horton and gives him his clover)

(to the speck)

You did it, Mayor. You did it.

(Back in Whoville.)

We did it!

Obnoxious Who

YEAH!!! (Tries to high five somebody, but one Who high fives him)

Well done, son.

Who

Alright, Mayor!

JoJo McDodd

Dad, you're one of the Greats!

(Back at the Jungle of Nool)

Wow! Easy, everyone. Easy! (looks down) Oh hi, Vlad. (The animals gasp in shock, knowing. But, out of nowhere, it's actually a bunny named Vlad. He holding the cookies, the one Horton was confused about earlier, and wants him to have one) Well, I shouldn't. But...
(He takes a cookie, but when he starts to eat it. But Sour, she defeated. He later shows up to her and wants her to have a cookie. Sour then smiles and uses his umbrella at the speck, knowing to let go of her past)

Oh man, that is nice touch. I'm a mess of this, right? Emotional! Here come the water slide. (starts to cry)

Wow. (chuckles) There are so many people to thank. The good people of Nool who put me on a cage and poke me with sticks...

That was me!

My buddy, Morton, for being the only who stood by me. Well, not right by me. He's hidden in the bushes sending me good thoughts. He's small.

Morton Mouse

Dude, you are a warrior poet.

And most of all, I'd like to thank to the Mayor of Whoville. Who believed me from the beginning.

Oh, Horton, we're going to miss you.

JoJo McDodd

What are we gonna do without you, Horton?

Ah, don't worry. I'll always be around. (sings to the lyrics of "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" by REO Speedwagon) (He holds Willie Cow-Bear in a dancing gesture, stroking his head) And even as I wander, (he puts her arms around him and Mrs. Quilligan) I'll keep you in sight.

(sings)

You're a candle in the window.
Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) On a cool dark winter's night.

Beautiful metaphor.

Horton and Mayor
(singing)

And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.

Whoo, little too high for me.
(sings) Baby, (He, Sour Kangaroo and Mrs. Quilligan go in the direction of snapping their fingers)
I can't fight this feeling any more.

(sings)

I've forgotten what I started fighting for.

Morton Mouse
(Katie then starts flying out of existence) (sings)

And if I have to crawl upon the floor.
Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) Crawl upon the floor.

(sings)

Come crashing through your door.

(sings)

Crashing through your door.

Whos
(sings)

Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.

JoJo McDodd
(sings)

I can't fight this feeling anymore (Cut back to the Jungle of Nool, where Horton, along with Rudy's mother, who is holding an umbrella over the clover, are walking towards Mount Nool to set up Who-ville, with the other animals following them. The camera zooms out.)

And so, all ended well for those, Horton and Whos.
And for all in the jungle, even Kangaroos.
So let that be a lesson to one and to all.
A person's a person...
(As it zooms out, turns out that the Jungle of Nool, like Who-ville, is a tiny speck (and only one of many) in spacewith.)...
no matter how small.
(Katie still flying out of existence, ending the film)

(In the international credits, the song still plays, but in a different version) (sings)

And I can't fight this feeling anymore. Yeah, I like-like this, faster, more up-tempo.
Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) I've forgotten what I started fighting for.

(sings)

I can't fight this feeling.

Morton Mouse
(sings)

It's time to bring my ship into your shore.

Mayor the Mouse

That's a metaphor!

(sings)

And throw away the oars.

Another metaphor!

(sings)

By engine.

(makes scatting noises)

Ha-aa-ah!
Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) I've forgotten what I started fighting for.

(sings)

And I can't fight this feeling anymore.

(sings)

I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
Sally O'Malley-McDodd: Well, you shouldn't be fighting anything, enjoy yourself.

(sings, crying)

And if I have to crawl upon the floor.

(sings)

And break down your stupid door.

Crashing through your door.

(sings)

Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore on an empty stomach.
Sally O'Malley-McDodd: (sings) I can't fight this feeling...
(Yummo makes monkey noises) Sally and Sour Kangaroo: (sings) I can't fight this feeling anymore.

(As the song ends, Mayor holds down the final note and Horton makes more noises, then laughs)

Sorry, just faking words.

(Mayor still holds down, then breathes)

Oh, that felt good. Cathartic! What?

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