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(Just then, a rustling is heard at the jungle)
Horton the Elephant: Uh-oh. Hang on Mr. Mayor. I may have to put up a fight. A frightened elephant could be very dangerous. (to the rustling sound) Alright! You've called down the thunder, buddy. You hungry for trouble? I'M AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SALAD BAR! TAKE A BITE!!!
(The rustling noise stops to reveal it was Morton, who was tired of running)
Morton Mouse: I hate running.
Horton the Elephant: Morton! (gritting teeth goofily) Don't do that!
Morton Mouse: Horton! Horton? (turns around to see Horton's eyes) D'oh! There you are. We got trouble! Wait. Stay. Wait. Did you hear that? No, I'm here. Okay. Listen. No, go. Kangaroo has gone nuts. Bananas. She's telling everyone that you should be kicked out of Nool.
Horton the Elephant: She said that? I thought we were friends.
Morton Mouse: Word is, she's gone to Vlad's.
Horton the Elephant: Vlad. Vlad. I know two Vlads. Is it the bad Vlad or the bunny Vlad that makes the Cookies?
Morton Mouse: Yeah, Horton. She's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think we can assume it's the bad Vlad.
Horton the Elephant: Yeah, that's a good call.
Morton Mouse: So, unless you're cool with giant razor sharp claws (pulls Horton's eyes) ripping the flesh off of your body, I get rid of the clover.
Horton the Elephant: I can't. I promised the Mayor. I meant what I said and I said what what I meant. And an elephant's faithful 100%.
Morton Mouse: Please, for me, just this once, be faithful 99% of the time. I've never gone 99% on anything. They think I'm awesome. So, come on.
Horton the Elephant: I meant to what I said and I said what I meant.
Morton Mouse: I'm not gonna say it. (Horton wants Morton to say it, but fails) You can do that all day it's not happening. (Still waiting to finish the sentence, Morton sighs) An elephant's faithful 100%.
Horton the Elephant: That's right. That's my code. My motto. Thanks for the warning, Morton.
Morton Mouse: Okay, but watch the skies. (pulls Horton's eyes again) Keep watching the skies.
(Morton runs away before looking at Horton then runs away. In fear, Horton looks up at the sky, knowing something bad will happen)
Horton the Elephant: Mayor, you need to get everyone underground, NOW!
(Mayor is performing CPR to Finwick)
Mayor Ned McDodd: Two, Three, four...
Horton the Elephant: I don't wanna sound the alarm. (Mayor starts doing mouth-to-mouth at the fish before the fish inflates, eyes open wider) There's a good possibility we maybe attacked by a giant, carnivorous bird.
Mayor Ned McDodd: What?!
Horton the Elephant: There's a small chance it could be a bunny with cookies, but, I wouldn't count on it.
(Mayor looks at the the Chairman's portraits)
Mayor Ned McDodd: Oh, they are formidable.
(He loses grip of Finwick and tries to grab it before the fish went back to his bowl, panting)
Horton the Elephant: Mayor, are you there?
Mayor Ned McDodd: Yeah, no. That's a great idea. It's just... in order to get everyone mobilized, I need the "Okay" of the city council. And they never listen to me. I've been called a boob. Several times. I can't do it.
Horton the Elephant: You have to talk to them, Mayor. Okay, listen...
(Just as he talks to the Mayor)
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