It's Hook or me this time.
Peter Banning/Peter Pan
44 quotes
Captain James Hook
Dustin Hoffman · 28 quotes
Mr. Smee
Bob Hoskins · 15 quotes
Jack Banning
Charlie Korsmo · 14 quotes
Tinkerbell
Julia Roberts · 13 quotes
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling
Maggie Smith · 12 quotes
Maggie
Amber Scott · 11 quotes
Moira
Caroline Goodall · 9 quotes
Rufio
Dante Basco · 9 quotes
Moria
8 quotes
Tootles
Arthur Malet · 7 quotes
Lost Boys
6 quotes
Thud
Raushan Hammond · 5 quotes
Latchboy
Alex Zuckerman · 4 quotes
Lost Boy
4 quotes
No Nap
Ahmad Stoner · 4 quotes
Pockets
Isaiah Robinson · 4 quotes
Too Small
Thomas Tulak · 4 quotes
Liza
Laurel Cronin · 3 quotes
Pirate
Jeff Bornstein · 3 quotes
Umpire
2 quotes
Airplane Captain
1 quote
Most scenes together: Jack Banning & Maggie (9), Peter Banning/Peter Pan & Captain James Hook (8), Peter Banning/Peter Pan & Tinkerbell (8)
Hook quotes
Page 4 of 6[A man sweeping garbage in a London park looks suspiciously like Mr. Smee] [to Peter]
Hello. Having trouble with the Mrs.? Well you will have by the time you get home.
[after Rufio draws his sword]
All right! Okay, shows over, you *put* that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!
[Maggie says that Jack told her Wendy is not the "real" Wendy]
Ahh. Well, do you see where Jack is? That is the same window and this is the same room where we made up bedtime stories telling about Peter, Neverland, and scary old Captain Hook. But did you know that Mr. Barrie... well, Sir James, our neighbor, he loved our stories so much that he wrote them all down in a book... oh dear me... eighty years ago.
[the pirates are playing baseball, and the catcher shoots the runner stealing second]
No, no, no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. [to the lady next to him] Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?
[trying to rationalize why he can see Tinkerbell]
You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.
[unearthing his cell phone]
Wow. [opens it and holds it to his ear] Brad! Hi! ...you been holding this long? ...Uh huh. ...Neverland. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death, I'll tell you about it later. Listen, I'd love to chat... but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. "Why?" Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. [hangs up] Pssh, "Why?"
And wherever children read, it will say "Thus perished Peter Pan."
And you'd better deliver, Miss Bell, or no amount of clapping will bring you back from where I will send you.
Are you ready for me Peter... come on... humour the Hook!
Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Fools, James Hook is Neverland! [Corners Peter and prepares to impale him with his hook] Whenever children read, it will say "Thus perished Peter Pan."
GOOD MORNIN', NEVERLAND! Tie down the main mast, mateys, because here he is! The cunning kingfish! The bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. [Silence, as they fail to understand] A man so quick, he's even fast ASLEEP! [Laughter] Now let's give him a big hand - 'cause he's only got one. I give you, the steel-handed stingray, CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK!