“GOOD MORNIN', NEVERLAND! Tie down the main mast, mateys, because here...”

GOOD MORNIN', NEVERLAND! Tie down the main mast, mateys, because here he is! The cunning kingfish! The bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. [Silence, as they fail to understand] A man so quick, he's even fast ASLEEP! [Laughter] Now let's give him a big hand - 'cause he's only got one. I give you, the steel-handed stingray, CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK!

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