Charlie Korsmo movie quotes

View Quote [To Peter ordering him to stop being a child] But I am a child.

View Quote Jack: I know her.
Maggie: She looks like an angel. Let's not wake her yet.
Jack: Okay.
Granny Wendy: My dear child, have you been up all night?
Moira: I see them in their bed so often in my dreams. When I wake up, they're still there.
Maggie: Mommy!
Jack: Mom!

View Quote [Peter and Jack fly off the ship and toward the Lost Boys and Maggie. Peter embraces his kids and the Lost Boys cheer for him.]
Lost Boys: Peter!
Peter Pan: Lost Boys.
Lost Boys: Victory Basquet! Victory Basquet!
[An enraged Hook storms over to the edge of his ship and yells to his mortal enemey.]
Captain Hook: Peter! Where are you going? Come back here and fight me! Or I'll find you wherever you are! Bad form, Peter! Come back!!
[Peter ignores his immature attitude and walks away with his kids and the Lost Boys, holding Jack's hand and carrying Maggie who yells back at the evil pirate.]
Maggie: [upset] You need a mother very, very badly!
[Smee, now full of treasure, tries to make his gateaway]
Captain Hook: Smee! Follow me!
Smee: Just moving your personal, sir.
Captain Hook: Peter, I swear to you, wherever you go, wherever you are.... I vow there will always be daggers bearing notes signed "James Hook." They will be flung at the doors of your children's children's children. Do you hear me?
Peter Pan: What do you want, old man?
Captain Hook: Just you.
Peter Pan: You've got me, James Hook. [flies back] Pan "The Avenger" is back.
Captain Hook: And the Hook is waiting, Peter Pan.
[Smee helps Hook take off his coat and fights Peter with sparks crackling from their swords, Peter backflips off the ship and Hook follows him in determation.]
Peter Pan: Put up your swords, boys. It's Hook and me this time.
Captain Hook: Prepare to die, Peter.
Peter Pan: To die would be a great adventure.
Captain Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left.
[they fought roughly]
Peter Pan: I remember you being a lot bigger.
Captain Hook: To a 10-year-old, I'm huge.
[the battle continues as the youngsters look on]
Peter Pan: No pain, no gain, James!
Lost Boys: Pan!
Peter Pan: Good form, old man.
[Hook brutally knocks Peter down and puts his hook on the grinding wheel to sharpen it. Hook grins with pure evilness and anger at the terrified Peter as he mocks him whilst ready to finish him off.]
Captain Hook: You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. You'll wake up, you'll be Peter Banning... a selfish man who drinks too much... who's obsessed with success... and runs and hides from his wife and children.
[Jack, Maggie, the Lost Boys and Tink encourage him]
Too Small: I believe in you.
No Nap: I believe in you.
Pockets: I believe in you, Peter.
Maggie: I believe in you.
Jack: You are the Pan. You're Peter Pan.
Tinker Bell: I believe in you... Peter Pan.
[this gains Peter some courage and with mighty effort, he shoves Hook off with his feet, knocking him over and making him lose his sword. Hook was about to grab it when Peter stops him and picks it up for him. Peter offers Hook's sword back. Hook takes his sword but suddenly slices Peter's arm with his new sharpen hook. Peter yells in pain as his arm bleeds]
Jack: Bad form!
[Jack was about to go against Hook when the Lost Boys hold him back]
Latchboy: Jack, stop!

View Quote You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.

View Quote Mike Dexter is an asshole. For the past decade, he has made a hobby of my pain. Witness exhibit A: my eighth grade science project - a working rain forest that Mike threw out a third floor window. It rains here no more. Witness exhibit B: an eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film festival; I saw no third dimension. And of course, how can I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night.

View Quote Cop: Lichter? William Lichter? Let's go. Your parents are here to take you home.
William Lichter: Oh... no. Oh... my parents? They're here? They must be so mad at me! Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon of some kind?
Cop: Afraid not. Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else. You know, it's not your fault that... [reads from a clipboard in a very sarcastic tone] Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out.
William Lichter: Wh-what?
Cop: That's the statement we got from the Dexter kid. He made you drink, took your chothes off.
William Lichter: He... he said that?
Cop: Unless... if you have another unconvincing side of the story you'd like to tell...
William Lichter: No... no, no, no. It's what... yeah. Uh, you know. It's just the funny thing that... he finally came clean, you know? Mike, always picking on me, yeah.

View Quote Dr. Marvin: I want some peace, and quiet.
Bob: I'll be quiet.
Siggy: I'll be peace.

View Quote Dr. Marvin: You've ruined my life! You've ruined my career! You've ruined my book! You turned a peaceful house into an insane asylum! Get out!
Anna: Daddy!
Fay: My god, Leo What's gotten into you?
Dr. Marvin: It was a disaster, Fay!
Fay: No, it wasn't. You were wonderful, sweetie.
Anna: You were fine, dad.
Siggy: Yeah. Why'd you need to kick Bob out of the House?
Dr. Marvin: You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point, He's never gone! [Opens the door]
Bob: Is this some radical new therapy?
Dr. Marvin: You see?!

View Quote Siggy: [the Marvins have told Bob to leave, and they are saying farewells] Goodbye, green-puking pissant.
Bob: Later, barf-breath douche-mouth.
Siggy: I mean, my dad just dropped me in the water. He let me go with no warning. I mean, I nearly drowned. My whole life passed before my eyes.
Bob: Well you're lucky you're only 12.
Siggy: It was still grim.