[searching campers for contraband, he finds a Pez dispenser hidden in Roy's sock when patting him down]
Looks like my man's packing!
Tony Perkis Jr
Ben Stiller · 22 quotes
Lars
Tom Hodges · 13 quotes
Gerry
Aaron Schwartz · 8 quotes
Josh
Shaun Weiss · 6 quotes
Roy
Kenan Thompson · 5 quotes
Pat
Tom McGowan · 4 quotes
Julie
Leah Lail · 3 quotes
Nicholas
David Goldman · 2 quotes
Sam
Joseph Wayne Miller · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Tony Perkis Jr & Josh (3), Josh & Gerry (2), Gerry & Roy (2)
Heavyweights quotes
Page 4 of 4[to Camp MVP member after beating him in naming five American Vice Presidents]
You Americans have NO sense of history.
[voice-over while writing letter to grandma, he glances at Josh's empty bed and continues]
At least Josh got out...where there's food. We have to resort...to more desperate measures.
[over speakers]
"Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like "YES!" and "You better believe it!" Entrepreneur, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!"