[searching campers for contraband, he finds a Pez dispenser hidden in Roy's sock when patting him down]
Looks like my man's packing!
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Tony "Step on the scale!"
Josh "Alrighty."
Tony "Step off the scale."
Roy "Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?"
Lars "... Far away."
Roy [gulps heavily]
Josh The candy belongs to Seymour Butts.
Tony Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts, hmm? WHO'S SEYMOUR BUTTS?!!
Josh Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!
Tony You picked the wrong man to mess with.
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