I'm doggin' it, Pat. I'm doggin' it!
Tony Perkis Jr
Ben Stiller · 22 quotes
Lars
Tom Hodges · 13 quotes
Gerry
Aaron Schwartz · 8 quotes
Josh
Shaun Weiss · 6 quotes
Roy
Kenan Thompson · 5 quotes
Pat
Tom McGowan · 4 quotes
Julie
Leah Lail · 3 quotes
Nicholas
David Goldman · 2 quotes
Sam
Joseph Wayne Miller · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Tony Perkis Jr & Josh (3), Josh & Gerry (2), Gerry & Roy (2)
Heavyweights quotes
Page 3 of 4I'm feeling skinny, Tony!
I'm too strong. I'm too motivated. And you're too weak!
Just Father Sky, Mother Earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony.
Let me make something very clear: the PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner! OK?! How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut?! Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?
Now, I must inform you, I have a severely deviated septum. When I sleep I make a very disturbing sound...Don't be alarmed, I am fine. Now…go to sleep…
Oh look, a deli meat!
Please put your fat finger DOWN!
Silence!
There are so many myths about the abdominal muscles. I'm happy to put this one to rest.
WATCH OUT FOR *SALAMI SAM*!
We're as good as anybody, it's time we started acting like it. First we've got to take control of ourselves before we can take control of this camp. We've got to get healthy for ourselves. We start respecting ourselves, *no one* can touch us. That's right, you heard me right.
You've broken my camera!
[in the Camp Hell video]
As a healthcare professional, I would like to take this opportunity to warn you that Tony Perkins' weight loss system is not only ineffective, it's also downright dangerous. If he isn't stopped, somebody's child, maybe *yours*, *will* be hurt.