A scene from Dr. Dolittle 2 2001

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Pigeon

Hey, Archie. All the animals are working together. You'll be out of here in no time.

Joe Potter

It's ridiculous. Animals can't organize.

Jack Riley

You may want to take a look at this for yourself then.

Man on TV

All over the world, animals have organized. They're striking in Paris, Texas, in Paris, France, in Brooklyn, in Mexico and in Canada.

Jack Riley

I'm sure I'm going to regret this in the morning, but maybe you should talk with Dolittle.

Joe Potter

And what? Give in to a bunch of beasts and lower life-forms? I took on the Democrats. I can take on a bunch of animals.

Mouse
[mouse squeaking]

Charge!

Joe Potter

Oh, no!

Joe Potter
[mouse squeaking] [Jack Riley gasps]

Go on!

Mouse

Look out!

Mouse

Watch it!

Joe Potter

Beat it. Ha!

Mouse

Retreat!

Joe Potter

Go on!

Mouse

Medic!

Joe Potter

Organized.

Male Pigeon #1

We have two bogeys, bearing Alpha Tango Niner.

Male Pigeon #2
[bird cawing]

We are locked on targets.

Joe Potter

Do you hear something?

Male Pigeon #1

Commence bombing!

Male Pigeon #2
[bird cawing]

Roger that, sir.

Male Pigeon #1

Well done, men! I got your wing, man! The party ain't over yet!

Jack Riley
[wolf growling]

Sir?

Joe Potter

Don't make any sudden moves.

Jack Riley

Gotcha.

Male Pigeon #1
[wolf growling, barking] [Joe Potter yelling]

Attack! Back 'em up! Poop's away! Firing number two! Let's return to base and reload.

Jack Riley

Sir, you, uh, you-you've locked the, uh-

Joe Potter

What?

Jack Riley

You've locked the door, sir!

Joe Potter

What?

Jack Riley

You might want to-- Sir!

Joe Potter

I think you should run. Run!

Jack Riley

I'm an attorney. I'm not with him.

Bee

There he is again! Get the little guy! Banzai!

Jack Riley

Not the face!

Joe Potter
[Joe Potter chuckling, gasps] [Sonny roars]

No, please! No, no. I'm sure we can work something out. I'm just reaching for my phone. I'm gonna call Dr. Dolittle.

Joey

Whoa, whoa. No sudden movements, or I'm gonna bite you in the cannolis

Joe Potter

Uh, hello. The number for Dr. John Dolittle, please. Not Stuart Little. Dolittle.

John
[phone rings]

Dolittle. Oh, Mr. Potter. How are you, sir?

Joe Potter

Oh, I could be better. I'm here with a couple of your friends.

John

I know you can't possibly believe that animals are organizing.

Joe Potter

Uh, well, you know, I don't know what to think anymore.

John

Tell you what. Let's put our cards on the table. I will be more than happy to set up a meeting between you and these animals... so you can work out your problem.

Joe Potter

What?

John

Hey, look. it's the only way you're gonna be able to save face. You won't have to admit you were wrong, and you can get out without looking like an idiot.

Joe Potter

Okay, okay. Look, anything. Just-Just call them off.

John

Okay. All right, listen, put the raccoon on the phone.

Joe Potter

He wants to speak to you. Make it short.

Joey
[clears throat]

Hello. Yeah. No, no. I got it under control. Hey, we'll call youse back.

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