A character in Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Dru quotes from Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Steve Carell

5th most-quoted character in Despicable Me 3 (2017): in 9 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Gru (5), Lucy (5), Balthazar Bratt (2)

A line from Dru

Face it, Gru. Villainy is in your blood!

More lines from Dru

2 quotes
Dru
["hugging" Gru while jumping up and down]

Oh, I love this guy! Look at him! But hair would make you better. [lightly punches Gru all over as Gru tries to stop him] Look at his face! Oh, he's so mad! [does an impression of Gru's face]

Dru

Hehe, I’m okay. [Gru: Ugh, I miss the minions.]

Scenes with Dru

6 scenes
Dru
[notices Lucy and dances with her]

You must be the beautiful wife.

Beautiful? Oh! [Dru twirls her around and catches her] [laughs] Stop it! [tugs Dru's scarf] Sweet talker.

Dru
[then wraps his arm around Gru, with the other still holding Lucy]

How is my brother finding a wife like you when he is so bald? [rubs Gru's head] I'm joking!

Dru

So, brother, how are things going for you career-wise?

Gru
[laughs nervously]

Great. So, so great... crushing it...

[After returning to the lair from stealing the Dupont Diamond from Bratt, Dru learns of Gru's true motives for said heist, and he is not happy]

I'll get the girls and start packing and tell them the good news! ♪ Oh, getting out jobs back! Yeah! ♪ [leaves]

Gru

Yes, yes, go tell the girls. [turns to Dru, who is still scowling and sulking] Dru.

Dru

No, no way! We can't give the diamond back! [tries to yank it out of Gru's hands]

Gru

I have to!

Dru

No, you don't!

Gru

Yes, I do!

Dru

Give it!

Gru

No!

Dru

Give it!

Gru
[swipes the diamond out of Dru's grasp]

No!

Dru

GIVE IT! [kicks Gru in the shin]

Gru

Ow! What is wrong with you?

Dru

What is wrong with you?

Gru

You kicked me!

Dru

You-you lied to me!

Gru

Hey, I would've told you the truth, but you're too much of a wimp to handle it! That's it, I'm outta here.

Dru

You have no right to take that! We stole it together!

Gru

Together? [scoffs] You gotta be kidding me! You did nothing but screw up the whole time! I got this in spite of you!

Dru

Oh, yeah?! Well, at least I didn't get fired from my job like a total loser!

Gru

At least I had a job! What have you accomplished that was so great? I'll tell you what - NOTHING! No wonder Dad thought you were such a failure. [Dru gasps as Gru begins to leave]

Dru

WE ARE NO LONGER BROTHERS!

Gru

THAT'S FINE WITH ME! [leaves]
[Dru growls in anger, and then feels hurt and heartbreak]

"Lucy": Whoo-hoo! [scatting] Whoo! I will take this. [takes the diamond on Gru’s hand] You've been a bad boy, Gru. [slaps on Gru’s face] Can you get the rest of the suitcases? Come on! Girls. Let's go! [singing] Let's get physical, physical… [The girls are packing the suitcases to going home and Gru leaves; outside "Lucy" and the girls are going inside the plane; continues singing insistinctly] Change of plans, girls. [straining] Instead of going home… Eyebrows! Ow! [grunts; Lucy pulls of her face, revealing to actually be... Bratt in disguise!]

...We're going to Hollywood! [laughs evilly; the girls gasp in horror] Now, that's what I call acting. [chuckling] Let's go, Clive! We've got a giant robot waiting! [Clive laughs]

Gru
[At the mansion, Gru is about to leave out the door when suddenly he hears banging from the closet]

Huh? [opens the closet door and gasps] Lucy? [finds the real Lucy bound and gagged in the closet, removes her gag] But...

Bratt! He took the girls!

Gru

What? No! [watches in horror as the jet flies off; he and Lucy rush into Dru's room where Dru is drowning his misery in ice cream after his argument] Dru! Dru!

Dru
[turns his back on Gru]

Go away! I don't wanna talk to you.

Gru
(We need your help.)

Bratt has the girls! [Dru gasps in shock. Cut to Gru, Dru, and Lucy flying on their hovercraft] Listen, brother, about-about what I said, I–

Dru

No, I'm the one.

Gru

I shouldn't have... I'm... I'm sorry.

Dru

I'm so sorry, Gru.

[chortling]

Hello, Hollywood! [on speaker] I am back and bigger than ever.

[shrieking]

I'm scared! Oh my.

Celebrity

Thank you. Thank you so... Oh! [All shrieking] No! No! No, you can’t leave me here! I’m famous!

[chortles]

Clive, arm the cannons. Chew on this! [shrieking; chortling]

Edith
[All shrieking] [Pants and Shrieks] [Shrieks]

Hey, mullet head! Let us out!

Oh, do not worry, girls. I’ve prepare a front row seat for you.

[All gasping and shrieking] [Agnes shrieks]

Agnes!

Once again, I win and Gru loses! Enjoy the show, girls.

Gru
[All gasp]

What in the heck?

Oh! I hope the girls are okay.

Dru

Bratt! Bratt at 9:00... No! 3:00! He's on the left! [gasps] No! I’ve seen this episode! He’s going to bubblegum the whole city and send it up into space!

[gasps]

Hurry!
[Dru [gasps]

Fritz

Please, come in.

Gru
[screaming]

Oh, this is so amazing. It's like the Sistine Chappell! But with pigs.

Dru
[laughing]

My brother!

Both
[He comes the stairs and Gru is amazed]

My brother!

Dru

Gru!

Gru

Dru!

Dru
[he is laughing and he takes off his hat and shown his blonde hair that Gru is uncomfortable]

Eh… [notices Lucy and dances with her] You must be the beautiful wife!

Beautiful? Oh! [Dru twirls her around and catches her; laughs] Stop it! [tugs Dru's scarf] Sweet talker.

Dru
[wraps his arm around Gru, with the other still holding Lucy]

How is my brother finding a wife like you when he is so bald? [rubs Gru's head] I'm joking!

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