A character in Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Balthazar Bratt quotes from Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Balthazar Bratt

3rd most-quoted character in Despicable Me 3 (2017): in 11 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Bratt (7), Gru (6), Lucy (2)

A line from Balthazar Bratt [repeated line]

I've been a bad boy!

More lines from Balthazar Bratt

3 quotes
Balthazar Bratt

This isn't over, Gru! You hear me? This is not over!

Balthazar Bratt

Well, now that I've got the diamond, it's payback time. Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be around to try and stop me. Oh, wait! No, it's not! I hate that tweeb! And you, Hollywood! This time, I'm canceling you! And all the losers who rejected me! Ha ha ha...!

Scenes with Balthazar Bratt

7 scenes

You know what, Clive? Playing a villain on TV was fun, but being one in real life is even better! Heist music!

Clive

Here it comes! [inserts a tape into the boat's radio, which plays Berlin's "Take My Breath Away"]

[exclaims in disgust]

What? Clive, what are you doing? How is that heist music?

Clive

Sorry! My bad! [ejects the tape, flips it over, then inserts it back, now playing Michael Jackson's "Bad"]

Hello, Gru! How's your transition coming? Y'know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent? [aims a gun at Gru]

Gru

Oh, that's hilarious! You should be on TV! [smacks the gun off Bratt's hand] Oh, that's right! You were! [pulls out his freeze ray] But then you got cancelled!

[smacks the freeze ray off Gru's hand and pulls out a larger gun]

Ha, ha!

Gru
[smacks the gun away and then pulls out a small water pistol]

Oh-ho! What about that? Wha? Oh! Girls! [throws the water pistol at Bratt's head]

Gru! Did you actually think I was unconscious?

Gru

What?

It's called acting, hoser. And clearly, I've still got it! [plays the intro to Van Halen's "Jump" on his sonic keytar, blowing Gru off of the ship] I've been a bad boy! Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa!

"Lucy": Whoo-hoo! [scatting] Whoo! I will take this. [takes the diamond on Gru’s hand] You've been a bad boy, Gru. [slaps on Gru’s face] Can you get the rest of the suitcases? Come on! Girls. Let's go! [singing] Let's get physical, physical… [The girls are packing the suitcases to going home and Gru leaves; outside "Lucy" and the girls are going inside the plane; continues singing insistinctly] Change of plans, girls. [straining] Instead of going home… Eyebrows! Ow! [grunts; Lucy pulls of her face, revealing to actually be... Bratt in disguise!]

...We're going to Hollywood! [laughs evilly; the girls gasp in horror] Now, that's what I call acting. [chuckling] Let's go, Clive! We've got a giant robot waiting! [Clive laughs]

Gru
[At the mansion, Gru is about to leave out the door when suddenly he hears banging from the closet]

Huh? [opens the closet door and gasps] Lucy? [finds the real Lucy bound and gagged in the closet, removes her gag] But...

Bratt! He took the girls!

Gru

What? No! [watches in horror as the jet flies off; he and Lucy rush into Dru's room where Dru is drowning his misery in ice cream after his argument] Dru! Dru!

Dru
[turns his back on Gru]

Go away! I don't wanna talk to you.

Gru
(We need your help.)

Bratt has the girls! [Dru gasps in shock. Cut to Gru, Dru, and Lucy flying on their hovercraft] Listen, brother, about-about what I said, I–

Dru

No, I'm the one.

Gru

I shouldn't have... I'm... I'm sorry.

Dru

I'm so sorry, Gru.

[chortling]

Hello, Hollywood! [on speaker] I am back and bigger than ever.

[shrieking]

I'm scared! Oh my.

Celebrity

Thank you. Thank you so... Oh! [All shrieking] No! No! No, you can’t leave me here! I’m famous!

[chortles]

Clive, arm the cannons. Chew on this! [shrieking; chortling]

Edith
[All shrieking] [Pants and Shrieks] [Shrieks]

Hey, mullet head! Let us out!

Oh, do not worry, girls. I’ve prepare a front row seat for you.

[All gasping and shrieking] [Agnes shrieks]

Agnes!

Once again, I win and Gru loses! Enjoy the show, girls.

Gru
[All gasp]

What in the heck?

Oh! I hope the girls are okay.

Dru

Bratt! Bratt at 9:00... No! 3:00! He's on the left! [gasps] No! I’ve seen this episode! He’s going to bubblegum the whole city and send it up into space!

[gasps]

Hurry!
[Dru [gasps]

[after Dru disabled the robot, Gru, regaining consciousness, searches for Dru, only to be confronted by a furious Bratt]

You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru?

Gru

You know what? I got two words for you. Dance fight! [starts dancing]

Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong! I'm gonna enjoy this! [he and Gru dance fight]

Game over! [laughs evilly as he searches for his keytar only to find it missing] Huh?

Gru
[holding Bratt's keytar]

Is this what you're looking for?

No! [gets blasted away by Gru into the bubble gum, similar to Bratt blasting away Gru in the beginning, this time playing Dire Straits' Money for Nothing] No! Curse you, Gru! Ow! Curse you!

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