A character in Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Bratt quotes from Despicable Me 3 (2017)

4th most-quoted character in Despicable Me 3 (2017): in 10 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Gru (8), Balthazar Bratt (7), Lucy (2)

A line from Bratt

Go get them, Bratt Pack!

Scenes with Bratt

9 scenes
Bratt

You know what, Clive? Playing a villain on TV was fun, but being one in real life is even better! Heist music!

Clive

Here it comes! [inserts a tape into the boat's radio, which plays Berlin's "Take My Breath Away"]

Bratt
[exclaims in disgust]

What? Clive, what are you doing? How is that heist music?

Clive

Sorry! My bad! [ejects the tape, flips it over, then inserts it back, now playing Michael Jackson's "Bad"]

Bratt

Hello, Gru! How's your transition coming? Y'know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent? [aims a gun at Gru]

Gru

Oh, that's hilarious! You should be on TV! [smacks the gun off Bratt's hand] Oh, that's right! You were! [pulls out his freeze ray] But then you got cancelled!

Bratt
[smacks the freeze ray off Gru's hand and pulls out a larger gun]

Ha, ha!

Gru
[smacks the gun away and then pulls out a small water pistol]

Oh-ho! What about that? Wha? Oh! Girls! [throws the water pistol at Bratt's head]

Bratt

Gru! Did you actually think I was unconscious?

Gru

What?

Bratt

It's called acting, hoser. And clearly, I've still got it! [plays the intro to Van Halen's "Jump" on his sonic keytar, blowing Gru off of the ship] I've been a bad boy! Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa!

"Lucy": Whoo-hoo! [scatting] Whoo! I will take this. [takes the diamond on Gru’s hand] You've been a bad boy, Gru. [slaps on Gru’s face] Can you get the rest of the suitcases? Come on! Girls. Let's go! [singing] Let's get physical, physical… [The girls are packing the suitcases to going home and Gru leaves; outside "Lucy" and the girls are going inside the plane; continues singing insistinctly] Change of plans, girls. [straining] Instead of going home… Eyebrows! Ow! [grunts; Lucy pulls of her face, revealing to actually be... Bratt in disguise!]

Bratt

...We're going to Hollywood! [laughs evilly; the girls gasp in horror] Now, that's what I call acting. [chuckling] Let's go, Clive! We've got a giant robot waiting! [Clive laughs]

Gru
[At the mansion, Gru is about to leave out the door when suddenly he hears banging from the closet]

Huh? [opens the closet door and gasps] Lucy? [finds the real Lucy bound and gagged in the closet, removes her gag] But...

Bratt! He took the girls!

Gru

What? No! [watches in horror as the jet flies off; he and Lucy rush into Dru's room where Dru is drowning his misery in ice cream after his argument] Dru! Dru!

Dru
[turns his back on Gru]

Go away! I don't wanna talk to you.

Gru
(We need your help.)

Bratt has the girls! [Dru gasps in shock. Cut to Gru, Dru, and Lucy flying on their hovercraft] Listen, brother, about-about what I said, I–

Dru

No, I'm the one.

Gru

I shouldn't have... I'm... I'm sorry.

Dru

I'm so sorry, Gru.

Bratt
[chortling]

Hello, Hollywood! [on speaker] I am back and bigger than ever.

[shrieking]

I'm scared! Oh my.

Celebrity

Thank you. Thank you so... Oh! [All shrieking] No! No! No, you can’t leave me here! I’m famous!

Bratt
[chortles]

Clive, arm the cannons. Chew on this! [shrieking; chortling]

Edith
[All shrieking] [Pants and Shrieks] [Shrieks]

Hey, mullet head! Let us out!

Bratt

Oh, do not worry, girls. I’ve prepare a front row seat for you.

[All gasping and shrieking] [Agnes shrieks]

Agnes!

Bratt

Once again, I win and Gru loses! Enjoy the show, girls.

Gru
[All gasp]

What in the heck?

Oh! I hope the girls are okay.

Dru

Bratt! Bratt at 9:00... No! 3:00! He's on the left! [gasps] No! I’ve seen this episode! He’s going to bubblegum the whole city and send it up into space!

[gasps]

Hurry!
[Dru [gasps]

Bratt
[after Dru disabled the robot, Gru, regaining consciousness, searches for Dru, only to be confronted by a furious Bratt]

You've ruined everything! And now it's time to die! Any last words, Gru?

Gru

You know what? I got two words for you. Dance fight! [starts dancing]

Bratt

Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong! I'm gonna enjoy this! [he and Gru dance fight]

Bratt

Game over! [laughs evilly as he searches for his keytar only to find it missing] Huh?

Gru
[holding Bratt's keytar]

Is this what you're looking for?

Bratt

No! [gets blasted away by Gru into the bubble gum, similar to Bratt blasting away Gru in the beginning, this time playing Dire Straits' Money for Nothing] No! Curse you, Gru! Ow! Curse you!

Bratt

Gru! Did you actually think I was unconscious?

Gru

Huh?

Bratt

It's called acting, hoser. And clearly, I've still got it!

Gru

Agh! Whoa! AGHHH! Ooh-aaah! Whoa! Aaaaah! Woahhhh! Whoa! Ah-ho-ho-ho! Whoa! Aaaah! Oh! Ah! Ow!

Gru
[Bratt music plays the intro to Jump by Van Halen on his sonic keytar, blowing Gru off of the ship] [cries out]
Brat

I've been a ba-a-ad boy! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Alpha Team Leader

Freeze! Don't move!

Bratt

Son of a Beta-max!

Bratt

Game over! [laughs evilly as he tries to reach for his keytar, but realizes that it's gone]

Gru
[to Bratt, who has got Bratt's keytar]

Is this what you're looking for?

Bratt
[last words]

NO!!! [Gru blasts energy at him by music playing with Money for Nothing by Dire Straits.] No! Ow! No! Whoa! Aaaah! [The blast blows off Bratt's clothes] Waaaah! [and he tumbles backwards.] Ah! Oh! Whoa! No! [Dangling upside down from a bubble of gum, he floats away] NO...! [Gru drops the keytar, then walks off.] Curse you, Gru! [Due to him being upside down, he bumps his head into an Onions billboard as Anti-Villain League helicopters fly over to him] D'oh! Curse you!

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