A character in Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Agnes quotes from Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Nhev Scharrel

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Despicable Me 3 (2017): in 4 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Gru (2), Lucy (2)

Scenes with Agnes

4 scenes
Gru
[runs over to Agnes after she sells the fluffy unicorn]

Agnes, what are you doing? You... you sold your unicorn?

Agnes

Well, I just wanted to help since you don't have a job. I got 2 whole dollars for it!

Dave and Jerry

Aww...

Scar-Faced Man
[Edith and Agnes are at the Tipsy Unicorn tavern. Agnes discovers a real unicorn's horn]

I'm telling you I saw one once. With my own EYE! "[On 'eye', he bends down toward Agnes' face]

Agnes
[waving her arms to halt the man]

Wait, wait, wait. You saw a for-real live UNICORN?! What did it look like? What do you think?[gasps] Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? Was it… fluffyyyyyyy?!

Scar-Faced Man

It was so fluffy, I though I was going to die!

Bratt
[chortling]

Hello, Hollywood! [on speaker] I am back and bigger than ever.

Agnes
[shrieking]

I'm scared! Oh my.

Celebrity

Thank you. Thank you so... Oh! [All shrieking] No! No! No, you can’t leave me here! I’m famous!

Bratt
[chortles]

Clive, arm the cannons. Chew on this! [shrieking; chortling]

Edith
[All shrieking] [Pants and Shrieks] [Shrieks]

Hey, mullet head! Let us out!

Bratt

Oh, do not worry, girls. I’ve prepare a front row seat for you.

[All gasping and shrieking] [Agnes shrieks]

Agnes!

Bratt

Once again, I win and Gru loses! Enjoy the show, girls.

Gru
[All gasp]

What in the heck?

Oh! I hope the girls are okay.

Dru

Bratt! Bratt at 9:00... No! 3:00! He's on the left! [gasps] No! I’ve seen this episode! He’s going to bubblegum the whole city and send it up into space!

[gasps]

Hurry!
[Dru [gasps]

Scar-Faced Man
[Edith and Agnes are at the Tipsy Unicorn tavern. Agnes discovers a real unicorn's horn.]

I'm telling you I saw one once. With my own eye! [On 'eye', he bends down toward Agnes' face]

Agnes
[waving her arms to halt the man]

Wait, wait, wait. You saw a for-real live UNICORN?! What did it look like? What do you think?[gasps] Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? [shocks and rages] Was it FLUFYYYYYY?!

Scar-Faced Man

It was so fluffy; I thought I was gonna die!

Agnes

Do you think maybe I could find one, too?

Scar-Faced Man

Oh. They say if a maiden pure of heart goes into the Crooked Forest, the unicorn will come and be hers, forever.

[Agnes holds her breath and starts screaming, causing breaking the window. Lucy heard Agnes screaming]

AGNES! [kicks the man, grabbing the man, kicking the man, grabbing the table, kicking the man] Goal! Excuse me. [takes a dart off, putting another on the nose] Girls, don't worry, I'm here. Are you okay?

Edith

Yeah, we're fine. Are you?

Agnes

Unicorns are really real! And I'm gonna find one!

Aw. Sorry. Went a little Mama Bear on you. You know, I heard a scream and... Yeah, okay. Have a good one.

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