Most scenes together: Willy Wonka & Dr. Wilbur Wonka (25), Willy Wonka & Charlie Bucket (14), Charlie Bucket & Dr. Wilbur Wonka (13)
THAT pipe... it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavored chocolate coated fudge.
Then he will be made into strawberry flavored chocolate coated fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound all over the world...
No. I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Could you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate coated Gloop? Eww. No one would buy it.
Dear people of the world… I, Willy Wonka, have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year. In addition, one of these children shall receive a special prize beyond anything you could ever imagine.
Stop the boat! I want to show you guys something.
[The boat comes to a stop at the entrance to the Inventing Room]
Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I thought it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but that finale...Wow!
Who are you?
He's Willy Wonka!
Really!
Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello! [takes out flash cards] Greetings. Welcome to my factory. I shake you warmly by the hand. My name is Willy Wonka.
Then shouldn't you be up there? [points to stage]
Well, I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?
Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?
No, sir.
Wonderful, welcome back. Lets get a move on, shall we?
Don't you want to know our names?
Couldn't see how it wouldn't matter.
Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy and find a Golden Ticket inside?
I know. But I only get one bar a year. For my birthday.
Well, it's your birthday next week.
You have as much chance as anybody does.
Balderdash. The kids who're going to find the Golden Tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
Mark my words: The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat!
You could put her in a county fair!
Please enter. [The guests enter through the gates] Come forward. [They walk forward to the doors before the gates close] Close the gates. Dear visitors, it is my great pleasure to welcome you to my humble factory.
Dear people of the world… I, Willy Wonka, have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year. In addition, one of these children shall receive a special prize beyond anything you could ever imagine.
All these years... and you haven't flossed.
All together, we're 381 years old. We never wait.
Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do! (Augustus is leaning into the chocolate river and is using his hands to drink from it.)
Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
