Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005 quotes

Mike Teavee

Can you send people? [reffering to the camera teleporter]

Why would I want to do that? They don't taste very good at all.

Violet

Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde. [Chews her gum]

I don't care.
Because then I wouldn't be a champion, I'd be a loser like you. [Chomps on a candy apple]

Augustus

Do you want some chocolate?

Charlie

Sure.

Augustus

Then you should have want some.

Veruca

Let's be friends.

Violet

Best friends.

Charlie Bucket

But it didn't close forever, it's open right now.

Mrs. Bucket

Ah yes, well, sometimes when grown-ups say "forever" they mean "a very long time".

Besides, I feel as though I've eaten nothing but cabbage soup forever.

Mr. Bucket

Now pops...

Charlie Bucket

There must be people working there.

Grandma Josephine

Think about it, Charlie. Have you ever seen a single person going into that factory? Or coming out of it?

Charlie Bucket

No. The gates are always closed.

Grandpa Joe

Exactly.

Charlie Bucket

But then, who's running the machines?

Mrs. Bucket

Nobody knows, Charlie.

Mr. Bucket

It certainly is a mystery.

Charlie Bucket

Hasn't someone asked Mr. Wonka?

Grandpa Joe

Nobody sees him anymore. He never comes out. The only thing that comes out of that place is the candy. Already packed and addressed. I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time and see that what's become of that amazing factory.

Charlie Bucket

Are the Oompa Loompas really joking, Grandpa?

Grandpa Joe

Of course, they're joking. That boy will be fine.
[just before they walk off, Grandpa Joe's smile turns to a grim expression]

Charlie Bucket

Why hold onto it? Why not start a new piece?

Violet Beauregarde

Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser. Like you.

Charlie Bucket

Mr. Wonka, why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song unless they...

Willy Wonka

Improvisation is a parlor trick, anyone can do it. [turns to Violet] You, little girl, Say something. Anything.

Violet Beauregarde

Chewing gum.

Willy Wonka

Chewing gum is really gross / chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.

Mike Teavee

No, it isn't.

Willy Wonka

Uh, you really shouldn't mumble because I can't understand a word you're saying.

Charlie Bucket

We're heading for a tunnel.

Willy Wonka

Oh yeah. Full speed ahead.

Charlie

Can you (even) remember the first candy you ever ate?

Willy

No. (Not really.)

Oompa-Loompa

In fact, Willy Wonka did remember the first candy he ever ate.

Dr. Wilbur Wonka

Caramels. They get stuck in your braces, wouldn't they? Lollipops. What we call "caivities on a stick"! And all this... all this... chocolate! You know, just last week, I was reading in a very important medical journal that some children are allergic to chocolate... makes their noses itch.

Little Willy Wonka

Maybe I'm not allergic. I could try a piece.

Dr. Wilbur Wonka

Really? But why take a chance? [burns the candy his son brought home]

Dr. Wilbur Wonka

Do you have an appointment?

Charlie Bucket

No, but he's overdue.

Dr. Wilbur Wonka

I haven't seen bicuspids like these since... since... Willy?

Willy Wonka

Hi Dad.

Dr. Wilbur Wonka

All these years... and you haven't flossed.

Willy Wonka

Not once.

Grandma Georgina

I think there's someone at the door.

Charlie

Hi, Mom! [gets out of the elevator along with Grandpa Joe and Willy] Mom. Dad. We're back.

Mr. & Mrs. Bucket

Charlie.

Mr. Bucket

Goodness.

Charlie

This is Willy Wonka. He gave us a ride home.

Grandma Georgina

Things are going to get much better.

Narrator

And for once, Grandma Georgina knew exactly what she was talking about.