Augustus Gloop quotes from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Augustus Gloop

To Charlie: Would you like some chocolate?
Charlie: Sure.
To Charlie: Well, then, you should have just brought some.

Veruca Salt

Here are your instructions.

Veruca Salt

Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.

Willy Wonka

Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I thought it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but that finale...Wow!

Who are you?

Grandpa Joe

He's Willy Wonka!

Charlie Bucket

Really!

Willy Wonka

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello! [takes out flash cards] Greetings. Welcome to my factory. I shake you warmly by the hand. My name is Willy Wonka.

Veruca Salt

Then shouldn't you be up there? [points to stage]

Willy Wonka

Well, I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?

Grandpa Joe

Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.

Willy Wonka

Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?

Grandpa Joe

No, sir.

Willy Wonka

Wonderful, welcome back. Lets get a move on, shall we?

Augustus Gloop

Don't you want to know our names?

Willy Wonka

Couldn't see how it wouldn't matter.

Violet Beauregarde

Mr. Wonka. I'm Violet Beauregarde.

Willy Wonka

Oh... I don't care.

Violet Beauregarde

Well, you should care. Because I'm the girl that's going to win the special prize at the end.

Willy Wonka

Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key.

Veruca Salt

I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir. [does a curtsy]

Willy Wonka

I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Haha.

Augustus Gloop

I'm Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate.

Willy Wonka

I can see that. So do I. I never expected to have so much in common. [to Mike] You, you're Mike Teavee. You're the little devil who cracked the system. [to Charlie] And you, well you're just lucky to be here, aren't you? [to their parents] And you must be their...p- p...

Parents?

Willy Wonka

Yeah! Moms and dads.

Augustus, please don't eat your fingers!

Augustus Gloop

But I taste so good.

Augustus

Do you want some chocolate?

Charlie

Sure.

Augustus

Then you should have want some.

Veruca

Let's be friends.

Violet

Best friends.