Mr. Teavee quotes from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Mike Teavee

I don't know. I hate chocolate.

Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do! (Augustus is leaning into the chocolate river and is using his hands to drink from it.)

Willy Wonka

Oh thank Heaven, he's completly unharmed.

Mr. Teavee

Unharmed!? What are you talking about!?

Mike Teavee

Just put me back in the other way!

Willy Wonka

There is no other way, it's teleVISION not telePHONE, there's quite a difference.

Mr. Teavee

Then what exactly do you propose to do about it?

Willy Wonka

I don't know, but young men are extremely springy, they stretch like mad... [gasps] Let's go put him in the taffy puller!

Mr. Teavee

Taffy puller!?

Willy Wonka

Hey! That was my idea! Boy, is he gonna be skinny.

Veruca

Daddy, look over there! [a little figure in a red suit is revealed next to the waterfall] What is it? It's a little person. Over there, by the waterfall.

Mrs. Beauregarde

There's two of them.

Mr. Teavee

There's more than two.

Where do they come from?

Charlie

Who are they?

Mike

Are they real people?

Willy

Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas.

Oompa-Loompas?

Willy

Imported, direct from Loompaland.