Oh thank Heaven, he's completly unharmed.

Unharmed!? What are you talking about!?

Just put me back in the other way!

There is no other way, it's teleVISION not telePHONE, there's quite a difference.

Then what exactly do you propose to do about it?

I don't know, but young men are extremely springy, they stretch like mad... [gasps] Let's go put him in the taffy puller!

[horrified]

Taffy puller!?

Hey! That was my idea! Boy, is he gonna be skinny.