Violet Beauregarde quotes from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Violet Beauregarde

Mr Wonka!! [After the Oompa Loompa's stopped singing, and after she was swollen up like a blueberry]

Violet Beauregarde

Mother, help me! Please! [While she was being rolled away]

Mike Teavee

I don't know. I hate chocolate.

Veruca Salt

Here are your instructions.

Veruca Salt

Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.

Mrs. Beauregarde

Violet, you're turning violet!

Violet

Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde. [Chews her gum]

I don't care.
Because then I wouldn't be a champion, I'd be a loser like you. [Chomps on a candy apple]

Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do! (Augustus is leaning into the chocolate river and is using his hands to drink from it.)

Violet Beauregarde

Mr. Wonka. I'm Violet Beauregarde.

Willy Wonka

Oh... I don't care.

Violet Beauregarde

Well, you should care. Because I'm the girl that's going to win the special prize at the end.

Willy Wonka

Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key.

Veruca Salt

I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir. [does a curtsy]

Willy Wonka

I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Haha.

Augustus Gloop

I'm Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate.

Willy Wonka

I can see that. So do I. I never expected to have so much in common. [to Mike] You, you're Mike Teavee. You're the little devil who cracked the system. [to Charlie] And you, well you're just lucky to be here, aren't you? [to their parents] And you must be their...p- p...

Parents?

Willy Wonka

Yeah! Moms and dads.

Veruca Salt

Let's be friends.

Violet Beauregarde

Best friends.
[both turn away, obviously hating each other]

Charlie Bucket

Why hold onto it? Why not start a new piece?

Violet Beauregarde

Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser. Like you.

Charlie Bucket

Mr. Wonka, why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song unless they...

Willy Wonka

Improvisation is a parlor trick, anyone can do it. [turns to Violet] You, little girl, Say something. Anything.

Violet Beauregarde

Chewing gum.

Willy Wonka

Chewing gum is really gross / chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.

Mike Teavee

No, it isn't.

Willy Wonka

Uh, you really shouldn't mumble because I can't understand a word you're saying.

Violet Beauregarde

What's so funny?

Willy Wonka

It must be from all those dog-gone cocoa beans. By the way, did you guys know that chocolate releases a property which triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.

Mrs. Beauregarde

You don't say?

Willy Wonka

Here, try some of this. It'll do you good. You look starved to death.

Charlie Bucket

It's great.

Willy Wonka

That's because it's mixed by waterfall. The waterfall is most important. It mixes the chocolate. Makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world mixes-

Veruca Salt

You already said that.

Willy Wonka

You're all quite short, aren't you?

Violet Beauregarde

Well, yeah. We're children.

Willy Wonka

Well, that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.

Mike Teavee

You were once.

Willy Wonka

Was not! Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.

Violet Beauregarde

Look mother, I'm much more flexible now.

Mrs. Beauregarde

Yes, but you're blue.

Augustus

Do you want some chocolate?

Charlie

Sure.

Augustus

Then you should have want some.

Veruca

Let's be friends.

Violet

Best friends.