“All you had to do was check the manufacturing dates, offset by...” – Mike Teavee, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005

Mike Teavee

All you had to do was check the manufacturing dates, offset by weather and separate by the Nekei index. A **** could figure it out.

Mr. Teavee

Most of the time, I don't know what he's talking about. Kids today with all the technology...

Mike Teavee

[To his video game]

DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!!

Mr. Teavee

... It doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.

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Dr. Wilbur Wonka Christopher Lee More Dr. Wilbur Wonka quotes →

Mike Teavee Jordan Fry More Mike Teavee quotes →

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