“Is it just me, or does Mr. Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck?” – Mr. Teavee, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005

Mr. Teavee

Is it just me, or does Mr. Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck?

Mr. Salt

I'm sorry, I don't speak American.

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Dr. Wilbur Wonka Christopher Lee More Dr. Wilbur Wonka quotes →

Mike Teavee Jordan Fry More Mike Teavee quotes →

Mr. Salt More Mr. Salt quotes →

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