Helena Bonham Carter movie quotes

61 quotes from 8 movies

Fight Club (1999) as Marla Singer

View Quote It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it ... like a Christmas tree. So special, then bam – it's on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it – like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out, bound with electrical tape.

View Quote This isn't a for real suicide. This is probably one of those "cry for help" things.

View Quote A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away ... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

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Alice in Wonderland (2010) as Iracebeth (Red Queen)

View Quote SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THREE OF MY TARTS!!!

View Quote OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

View Quote Never mind him, he's mad.

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Planet of the Apes (2001) as Ari

View Quote It's disgusting the way we treat humans. Demeans us as much as them.

View Quote Ari: Stop it! Who told you, you could throw stones at humans?
Gorilla kid: My father
Ari: Did he? He's wrong, very wrong. You can tell him for me I said so.
Gorilla kid: Human lover!

View Quote Tival: Apes are afraid of water. They can't swim.
Ari: We drown!
Daena: That is why every day we pray for rain.

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Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) as Lady Campanula Tottington

View Quote Please, Wallace, call me "Totty".

View Quote [To Victor] Consider yourself dumped!

View Quote Run, rabbit, run!

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010) as Bellatrix Lestrange

View Quote [Dobby is unscrewing a chandelier from the ceiling and lets it crash to the floor causing Bellatrix to scream and move out of the way]
Bellatrix Lestrange: You stupid elf! You could have killed me!
Dobby the House Elf: Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!

View Quote [Dobby steals Narcissa’s wand with a snap of his finger]
Bellatrix Lestrange: How dare you take a witch’s wand! How dare you defy your masters!
Dobby the House Elf: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!

View Quote Bellatrix Lestrange: [Ordering Narcissa to put both Harry and Ron in the cellar] Cissy, put the boys in the cellar! [To Hermione] I want to have a little conversation with this one, girl-to-girl!

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Cinderella (2015) as Fairy Godmother

View Quote And so Kit and Ella were married. And I can tell you, as her fairy godmother, that they were counted to be the fairest and kindest rulers the kingdom had known. And Ella continued to see the world not as it is, but as it could be, if only you believe in courage, and kindness, and occasionally, just a little bit... of magic.

View Quote I'm your Hairy Dogfather... Oh! I mean, your Fairy Godmother.

View Quote [after transforming into her true form] That's better.

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) as Bellatrix Lestrange

View Quote Bellatrix Lestrange: [Laughing] I killed Sirius Black!

View Quote Harry: Where's Sirius?
Lucius Malfoy: You know, you really should learn to tell the difference between dreams and reality. You only saw what the Dark Lord wanted you to see. Now hand me the prophecy.
Harry: You do anything to us and I'll break it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: [laughs] He knows how to play! Itty bitty baby Potter!
Neville: Bellatrix Lestrange.
Bellatrix Lestrange: Neville Longbottom is it? How's mum and dad?
Neville: Better [points wand] now they're about to be avenged.
Lucius Malfoy [slowly raises wand]: Now let's everybody just calm down, shall we?

View Quote Bellatrix Lestrange: [Laughing] I killed Sirius Black! You coming to get me?
Harry: Crucio!
[Bellatrix falls to the ground]
Voldemort: [Inside Harry's head] You've got to mean it Harry. She killed him, she deserves it. You know the spell, Harry.
[Voldemort appears behind Harry]
Voldemort: Do it!
[Harry turns around and is easily disarmed by Voldemort]
Voldemort: So weak!

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Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) as The Red Queen

View Quote Oh, Alice, you always were an irksome, slurvish, interrupting thing!

View Quote Hello, Alice.

View Quote I shall have the heads of all of your friends, then I shall have your head. Ta-ta.