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View Quote 'Twas brillig/and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble in the wabe/all mimsy were the borogoves/and the mome raths outgrabe.
View Quote Absolem: Who are you?
Alice: Absolem?
Absolem: [thinking that she's Absolem] You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. The question is, who are you?
View Quote Alice Kingsleigh: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion. [walks over to her sister] I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it. [turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare] You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely. [goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands] There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions. [walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her] I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones. [goes up to her mother] Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life. [turns to the Chattaway sisters] You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.
Lord Ascot: You've left me out.
Alice Kingsleigh: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss.
Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study?
[Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]
Alice Kingsleigh: Oh. And one more thing. [lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]
View Quote Alice: [to Bayard] You were supposed to lead them away, the Hatter trusted you!
Bayard: They have my wife and pups.
Alice: What is your name?
Bayard: Bayard.
Alice: Sit!
Bayard: [Sits] Would your name be... Alice? By any chance?
Alice: Yes, but I'm not the one everyone's talking about.
Bayard: The Hatter would not have given himself up just for any Alice.
Alice: Where did they take him?
Bayard: To the Red Queen's castle in Salazen Grum.
Alice: We're going to rescue him.
Bayard: That is not foretold.
Alice: I don't care! He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me!
Bayard: The Frabjous Day is almost upon us. You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky!
Alice: From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told what I must do and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here.
Bayard: If you diverge from the path...
Alice: I make the path!
View Quote Alice: I couldn't kill the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it.
Absolem: It will.
View Quote Alice: This is impossible.
Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
View Quote Chessur: I've always admired that hat. I was wondering...since you won't be needing it anymore...perhaps you would consider bequeathing it to me?
Hatter: Excuse me? I'll have you know it is a formal execution. I'd like to look my best.
Chessur: It's a shame about all this. I was looking forward to seeing you Futterwacken.
Hatter: I was rather good at it, wasn't I?
Chessur: I really do love that hat. [Smiles slyly] I would wear it to all the finest occasions.
View Quote Chessur: It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws. [purrs]
Alice: But I'm still dreaming!
Chessur: What did that to you?
Alice: Banner or Bander--
Chessur: The Bandersnatch! Well, I'd better have a look!
Alice: What are you doing?
Chessur: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrefy.
Alice: I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.
Chessur: At least let me bind it for you. [wraps up her wounds] What do you call yourself?
Alice: Alice.
Chessur: The Alice?
Alice: There's been some debate about that.
Chessur: I never get involved in politics.
View Quote Chessur: What's happened to you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend.
Alice: Futter what?
Thackery: Futterwacken!
Mally: It's a dance.
[Thackery starts dancing a jig.]
Hatter: On the Frabjous Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown, on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigourously.
View Quote Hatter: Have I gone mad?
[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
View Quote Hatter: You could stay...
Alice: What an idea. A crazy, mad, wonderful idea... But I can't. There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. But I'll be back before you know it.
Hatter: You won't remember me.
Alice: Of course I will. How could I forget? ...Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?
Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea. ...Fairfarren, Alice.
View Quote Jabberwocky: So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
Alice Kingsleigh: We've never met.
Jabberwocky: Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
Alice Kingsleigh: That's enough chatter. [Cuts his tongue off]
[The White Queen looks like she's about to throw up]
View Quote Stayne: [has his arm around Hatter's throat] If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads.
Hatter: [strained] Already lost them.
View Quote Stayne: [sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature?
Red Queen: Um, my new favorite.
Stayne: What is her name?
Red Queen: Um.
Stayne: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the queen's mind.
Red Queen: Her name is Um, idiot!
Alice: From Umbridge.
View Quote Stayne: You're all mad!
March Hare: Thanks very much. [Belches loudly]