'Twas brillig/and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble in the wabe/all mimsy were the borogoves/and the mome raths outgrabe.
Alice Kingsleigh
Mia Wasikowska · 25 quotes
Tarrant the Mad Hatter
Johnny Depp · 19 quotes
Alice
Mairi Ella Challen · 14 quotes
Iracebeth (Red Queen)
Helena Bonham Carter · 11 quotes
Thackery the March Hare
Paul Whitehouse · 10 quotes
The Red Queen
Helena Bonham Carter · 7 quotes
Chessur the Cheshire Cat
Stephen Fry · 4 quotes
Stayne
Crispin Glover · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Alice Kingsleigh & Alice (11), Alice Kingsleigh & Tarrant the Mad Hatter (4), Tarrant the Mad Hatter & Alice (4)
Alice in Wonderland quotes
Page 1 of 5[to herself before facing the Jabberwocky]
Six impossible things. Count them, Alice. One, there's a potion that can make you shrink. Two, and a cake that can make you grow.
Jabberwocky So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
We've never met.
Jabberwocky Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
That's enough chatter. [cuts his tongue off. Mirana looks like she's about to vomit] Three, animals can talk. Four, Alice, cats can disappear. Five, there's a place called Wonderland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky. [begins fighting the Jabberwocky]
Frog Servant
No, Your Majesty.
[wipes a splotch of juice from the corner of his mouth with her finger and tastes it; whispers]
Squimberry juice.
Frog Servant
I was so hungry! I didn't mean to!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Um forced herself on me. I told her, "My heart belongs to you." But she's obsessed...with me.
Absolem Who are you?
Absolem?
Absolem [thinking that she's Absolem]
You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. The question is, who are you?
I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion. [walks over to her sister] I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it. [turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare] You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely. [goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands] There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions. [walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her] I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones. [goes up to her mother] Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life. [turns to the Chattaway sisters] You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.
Lord Ascot You've left me out.
No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss.
Lord Ascot Shall we speak in the study?
[Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]
Oh. And one more thing. [lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]
Bayard They have my wife and pups.
What is your name?
Bayard Bayard.
Sit!
Bayard [Sits]
Would your name be... Alice? By any chance?
Yes, but I'm not the one everyone's talking about.
Bayard The Hatter would not have given himself up just for any Alice.
Where did they take him?
Bayard To the Red Queen's castle in Salazen Grum.
We're going to rescue him.
Bayard That is not foretold.
I don't care! He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me!
Bayard The Frabjous Day is almost upon us. You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky!
From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told what I must do and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here.
Bayard If you diverge from the path...
I make the path!
I couldn't kill the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it.
Absolem It will.
This is impossible.
Only if you believe it is.
I've always admired that hat. I was wondering...since you won't be needing it anymore...perhaps you would consider bequeathing it to me?
Excuse me? I'll have you know it is a formal execution. I'd like to look my best.
It's a shame about all this. I was looking forward to seeing you Futterwacken.
I was rather good at it, wasn't I?
I really do love that hat. [Smiles slyly] I would wear it to all the finest occasions.
It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws. [purrs]
But I'm still dreaming!
What did that to you?
Banner or Bander--
The Bandersnatch! Well, I'd better have a look!
What are you doing?
It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrefy.
I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.
At least let me bind it for you. [wraps up her wounds] What do you call yourself?
Alice.
The Alice?
There's been some debate about that.
I never get involved in politics.
What's happened to you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend.
Futter what?
Futterwacken!
Mally It's a dance.
[Thackery starts dancing a jig.]
On the Frabjous Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown, on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigourously.
Have I gone mad?
[Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
You could stay...
What an idea. A crazy, mad, wonderful idea... But I can't. There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. But I'll be back before you know it.
You won't remember me.
Of course I will. How could I forget? ...Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?
I haven't the slightest idea. ...Fairfarren, Alice.
Jabberwocky So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
We've never met.
Jabberwocky Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
That's enough chatter. [Cuts his tongue off]
[The White Queen looks like she's about to throw up]