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View Quote The Red Queen: [referring to Alice, who's just grown to a large size and naked] And what is this?
White Rabbit: It's a who, majesty. This is... um...
The Red Queen: "Um"?
Alice Kingsleigh: [thinking quickly] From Umbridge.
The Red Queen: What happened to your clothes?
Alice Kingsleigh: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like.
The Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. [to her subjects] Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl!
[Alice smiles.].
View Quote [Alice and Helen are on the way to her surprise engagement party at the Ascot's estate]
Helen Kingsleigh: Where is your corset? And no stockings!
Alice: I'm against them.
Helen Kingsleigh: But you are not properly dressed.
Alice: Who's to say what's proper? What if it were agreed that "proper" meant wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?
Helen Kingsleigh: [Sternly] Alice.
Alice: To me a corset is like a codfish.
View Quote [Alice and Lady Ascot are taking a stroll through the garden]
Lady Ascot: Do you know what I've always dreaded?
Alice: [casually] The decline of the aristocracy?
Lady Ascot: Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely. You're bound to produce little... Imbeciles!
[Notices that the gardeners have planted the wrong color roses] The gardeners have planted white roses when I specifically asked for red.
Alice: You could always paint the roses red.
Lady Ascot: What an odd thing to say.
View Quote [to the Red Queen]
Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I should very much like to hat it.
Red Queen: Hat it?
Hatter: I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Poor dear, her head was so small.
Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.
View Quote (Repeated line) Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
View Quote [Exhaling] Meow.
View Quote [from trailer] There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger. Some says you survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily, I am.
View Quote [hears Stayne coming] Oh, nu!
View Quote [last lines; to a blue butterfly landing on her shoulder] Hello, Absolem.
View Quote [oratorical, with Scottish accent] The abused and enslaved in the Red Queen's court. All of you: Stand up and fight. Rise up against the bloody Red Queen.
View Quote [Referring to Alice] Hello, Um!
View Quote [Scottish accent] Down with the bloody Red Queen!
View Quote [to Alice] Why is it you're always too small or too tall?
View Quote [to Alice] You used to be much more... muchier. You've lost your muchness.
View Quote [To Alice] You're absolutely Alice, I'd know you anywhere. [To Mally and Thackery] I'd know him anywhere!