Joe
Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy and find a Golden Ticket inside?
Charlie
I know. But I only get one bar a year. For my birthday.
Mrs. Bucket
Well, it's your birthday next week.
Josephine
You have as much chance as anybody does.
George
Balderdash. The kids who're going to find the Golden Tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
Josephine
Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
George
Mark my words: The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat!


