Most scenes together: Wallace & Hutch the Rabbit (5), Lord Victor Quartermaine & Mr Growbag (5), Wallace & Mr Growbag (4)
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit quotes
Page 1 of 6Certainly, M'um, we'll be there in an-- [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling.] Ahhhh!
In an hour?! I can't wait an hour! I have a major infestation!
If you ask me, this was arson.
Arson?
Yeah. Someone arsin' around!
Hello? Is anyone there?
Mrs. Mulch?
The beast lurks within all of us, my child. [thunderclap] The side of us that emerges at night, when the full moon rises into the sky! The side that savagely rips the leaves off any innocent cabbage...!
Spare me the sermon, Vicar! Just tell me how I kill him! Er, I mean 'it'.
To kill such a creature would require nerves of steel, and...[pause]... a bullet. [thunderclap]
A bullet? [thunderclap]
A bullet! [thunderclap]
A bull-? [LOUD THUNDERCLAP!] Oooh! [closes window to blot out noise] What KIND of bullet?
A bullet... of pure... gold!
Gold.
Yes... 24 'carrot'!
Oh. Get out of my way you old fool.
Beware. Beware the beast within!
Constable?
Everyone have a great time.
The beast isn't actually dead yet...
The beast isn't actually dead yet?!
Oops.
THE BEAST ISN'T ACTUALLY DEAD YET?! [everyone becomes silent] Oops.
[Everybody panics]
Your Lordship?
Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune.
Who, me?
Well I got here first! I've spent a lot of time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me! Comprenez?
Aww, the bounce is gone from his bungee.
I want... [lowers voice] toupe?, please.
Oh, yes, of course. We take cheques or cash.
TOUPEÉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!
Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
I have the most terrible rabbit problem. The competition is only days away. You simply have to do something.
Certainly, M'am [to Gromit] I think we're about to go up in the world, lad. [back to the phone] Just stay right where you are, Your Ladyship, and we'll be there in an-- [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling] Ahhhh!
In an hour? I can't wait an hour. I have a major infestation.
Growbag's right! The slugs are back!
Look, this flippin' vegetable competition causes nothing but trouble every year.
Here we go.
If you ask me-
Get on with you!
No, I'll tell ya. If you ask me, this was arson.
Arson?
Aye. Someone arsin' around! That's right! One of you lot! A man!
Victor, hadn’t we agreed: no more thoughtless killing.
Quite right, my dear. So I've thought this through very carefully. [aims gun at a rabbit, who puts his paws up] It's off to bunny heaven for you, big-ears!
Oh, it's hopeless! I'll never fix this flippin' machine. Me mind's just a rabbit-y mush. Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit! [sobbing]
Aww, the bounce is gone from his bungee.