Wallace [To Gromit, while holding a carrot and wearing giant rabbit ears]
Er, what's up, dog?
3rd most-quoted character in Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005): in 18 of its 83 quotes
Most scenes with: Hutch the Rabbit (5), Mr Growbag (4), Lord Victor Quartermaine (3)
It's a veritable vegetable paradise!
More lines from Wallace
10 quotes Wallace Wallace Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all.
Wallace Lovely food. For rabbits, that is.
Wallace Still got me on the diet eh, Gromit? Watching me shape. Ha Ha, there's a good dog.
Wallace I'm crackers about cheese, Gromit!
Oooooooooh, I do like a bit of gorgonzola!
Wallace Say "No to Carrots full."
Wallace [first lines]
Ho-ho! Cracking job, Gromit! Hang in there, ol' chum!
Wallace Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower. [pause] Oh come on, lad! What are you waiting for? Turn on the weight for. Full suction.
Wallace [pleading to Gromit, as he turns into a Were-Rabbit]
You gotta help me, Gromit! HIDE ME! ANYTHING! Before it's... too late! [fells down to the floor] LAD!!!
Scenes with Wallace
7 scenes
Wallace Certainly, M'um, we'll be there in an-- [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling.] Ahhhh!
In an hour?! I can't wait an hour! I have a major infestation!
Wallace [sobbing]
Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit!
Aww, the bounce is gone from his bungee.
[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up into the Bun-Vac 6000.]
I want... [lowers voice] toupe?, please.
Wallace Oh, yes, of course. We take cheques or cash.
TOUPEÉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!
Wallace Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
Wallace Your Lordship?
Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune.
Wallace Who, me?
Well I got here first! I've spent a lot of time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me! Comprenez?
[over the phone]
I have the most terrible rabbit problem. The competition is only days away. You simply have to do something.
Wallace Certainly, M'am [to Gromit] I think we're about to go up in the world, lad. [back to the phone] Just stay right where you are, Your Ladyship, and we'll be there in an-- [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling] Ahhhh!
In an hour? I can't wait an hour. I have a major infestation.
[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up into the Bun-Vac 6000.]
I want... [lowers voice] toupeé, please.
Wallace Oh, Grand. We take check or cash.
TOUPEÉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!
Wallace Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
Oh, out of my way, you! [retrieves his toupeé; to Lady Tottington] I'm sorry, my dear. [the toupeé is actually a black bunny] But I refuse to suffer any more humiliation at the hands of these blundering nitwits. I therefore bid you good day!
Wallace Oh, it's hopeless! I'll never fix this flippin' machine. Me mind's just a rabbit-y mush. Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit! [sobbing]
Aww, the bounce is gone from his bungee.
