A character in Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

Mr Growbag quotes from Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

Mr Growbag

4th most-quoted character in Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005): in 13 of its 83 quotes
Most scenes with: Lord Victor Quartermaine (5), Wallace (4), Reverend Clement Hedges (3)

A line from Mr Growbag

I never saw such cauliflower carnage! Worse than the Great Slug Blight of '32. When there were slugs the size of pigs.

More lines from Mr Growbag

1 quote
Mr Growbag

Not even the Great Duck Plague of '53 stopped it.

Scenes with Mr Growbag

11 scenes
[over the phone]

I have the most terrible rabbit problem.

Certainly, M'um, we'll be there in an-- [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling.] Ahhhh!

In an hour?! I can't wait an hour! I have a major infestation!

PC McIntosh
[Surveying the damage left by the Were-Rabbit]

If you ask me, this was arson.

Townspeople
[gasp]
Man 1

Arson?

PC McIntosh

Yeah. Someone arsin' around!

[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up into the Bun-Vac 6000.]

I want... [lowers voice] toupe?, please.

Oh, yes, of course. We take cheques or cash.

TOUPEƉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!

Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.

[To Wallace]

I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on.

Your Lordship?

Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune.

Who, me?

Well I got here first! I've spent a lot of time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me! Comprenez?

Civilian 1
[Everyone thinks Victor's a hero]

Please, sir... [holds up vegetable] kiss my baby!

Civilian 2
[holds up vegetable]

Kiss my potato!

Mr Growbag

Kiss my arrr... [holds up vegetable]...tichoke!

Victor (at the fair)

Constable?

PC McIntosh (into megaphone)

Everyone have a great time.

The beast isn't actually dead yet...

PC McIntosh (into megaphone)

The beast isn't actually dead yet?!

PC McIntosh (into megaphone)
(everything stops)

Oops.

The beast lurks within all of us, my child. [thunderclap] The side of us that emerges at night, when the full moon rises into the sky! The side that savagely rips the leaves off any innocent cabbage...!

Spare me the sermon, Vicar! Just tell me how I kill him! Er, I mean 'it'.

To kill such a creature would require nerves of steel, and...[pause]... a bullet. [thunderclap]

A bullet? [thunderclap]

A bullet! [thunderclap]

A bull-? [LOUD THUNDERCLAP!] Oooh! [closes window to blot out noise] What KIND of bullet?

A bullet... of pure... gold!

Gold.

Yes... 24 'carrot'!

Oh. Get out of my way you old fool.

Beware. Beware the beast within!

Civilian 1
[Everyone thinks Victor's a hero]

Please, sir... [holds up vegetable] kiss my baby!

Another time, perhaps.

Civilian 2
[holds up vegetable]

Kiss my potato!

Not now.

Mr. Growbag

Kiss my artichoke! [holds up his vegetable]

Look, just-

Victor.

Campanula!

Victor, I have to know. Did it suffer?

Of course not, my dear. [sotto] Not yet, anyway.

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