A character in The Wrong Trousers (1993)

Wallace quotes from The Wrong Trousers (1993)

Peter Sallis

Scenes with Wallace

8 scenes
Wallace
[to Gromit, who has been scared by the birthday present he has received; what looks like the lower half of a man]

I think you'll find this present a valuable addition to our modern lifestyle. [he unwraps the present, revealing it to be a robotic construct: two legs, two feet and a waist] They're techno-trousers, ex-NASA. Fantastic for walkies!

Wallace
[of the trapdoor that slid him out of bed onto the kitchen chair in the morning]

Well, that went as well as could be expected, didn't it, right? Though I might have to make a small adjustment to the drop. A touch painful on re-entry.

Wallace
[Wallace has fallen into the techno-trousers and, thanks to Feathers McGraw controlling them, sent Wallace rampaging about town before returning him home to bed, tired]

Oh, I'm tired. A good doze, that's all I need. Get me strength back. What a--What a shocking calam--calam--calamity--[falls asleep, snoring]

Wallace
[upon falling into the techno-trousers in the morning]

It's the wrong trousers! The wrong trousers! [he sees the controls on the front of the trousers missing] What have you done with the controls, Gromit?

Wallace

Woah! It's The Wrong Trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong! Stop them, Gromit! Stop them! Help me! Gr-Gromit! The Trousers've gone Haywire! Get me out!!! Help!!!!!

Wallace
[as he goes flying around the room]

Hang in there, Gromit! Everything's under control!

Wallace
[last lines]

Ha, all's well that ends well. That's what I say. Ooh, I do like a bit of gorgonzola!

Wallace
[after the penguin has pulled off his chicken disguise]

Good grief! It's you!

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