Lord Victor Quartermaine No nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get. [his toupee is sucked into a rabbit hole and Lady Tottington screams.]
2nd most-quoted character in Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005): in 24 of its 83 quotes
Most scenes with: Mr Growbag (5), Wallace (3), Lady Campanula Tottington (2)
That's right, my lovely. You can say goodbye to your fluffy lover boy.
More lines from Lord Victor Quartermaine
15 quotes Lord Victor Quartermaine Lord Victor Quartermaine [Complaining of Wallace's job]
How do you intended to finish these vermin off? Crush them? [Kicks the BunnyVac 6000] Make dinner with them?
Lord Victor Quartermaine [Preparing to shoot the were-rabbit]
Looks like the buck stops here! Eat karat, bunny boy!
Lord Victor Quartermaine [Watching the were-rabbit hop away]
You can hop, but you can't hide, Pesto!
Lord Victor Quartermaine [Stopping Gromit from saving Wallace]
Your loyalty is moving. Sadly, you won't be.
Lord Victor Quartermaine [Shoves a pitchfork in Lady Tottington hair]
I kind of like your hair pinned back...
Lord Victor Quartermaine [The Were-Rabbit falls to it's death]
No one beats Victor Quartermaine!
Lord Victor Quartermaine [After firing a shot to get the crowd's attention]
A were-rabbit? Oh come, come now! I do believe the Vicar's been at the communion wine again.
Lord Victor Quartermaine [taunting Wallace in attack]
"C’mon! Queensberry rules! Put ‘em up you little pipsqueak. [Wallace starts shaking] Hahahaha! You’re shaking! Don’t tell me you’re a scaredy-cat as well as a scoundrel. And don’t think acting like a big girl’s blouse will get you out of it. There’s no mercy with Victor Quartermaine!"
Lord Victor Quartermaine [Sees Were-Rabbit with Tottington]
"Get your hairy mits off my future wife you big brute."
Lord Victor Quartermaine I Want. Toupee, please.
Lord Victor Quartermaine Out of my way, fool.
Lord Victor Quartermaine What the dickens?
Lord Victor Quartermaine Oh, no. You commissioned me to rid you of Pesto, and that's just what I intend to do.
Lord Victor Quartermaine Eat carrot, bunny boy.
Scenes with Lord Victor Quartermaine
8 scenes Lord Victor Quartermaine [Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up into the Bun-Vac 6000.]
I want... [lowers voice] toupe?, please.
Oh, yes, of course. We take cheques or cash.
Victor TOUPEÉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!
Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
Victor [To Wallace]
I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on.
Your Lordship?
Victor Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune.
Who, me?
Victor Well I got here first! I've spent a lot of time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me! Comprenez?
Victor (at the fair)
Constable?
PC McIntosh (into megaphone)
Everyone have a great time.
Victor The beast isn't actually dead yet...
PC McIntosh (into megaphone)
The beast isn't actually dead yet?!
PC McIntosh (into megaphone)
(everything stops)
Oops.
The beast lurks within all of us, my child. [thunderclap] The side of us that emerges at night, when the full moon rises into the sky! The side that savagely rips the leaves off any innocent cabbage...!
Victor Spare me the sermon, Vicar! Just tell me how I kill him! Er, I mean 'it'.
To kill such a creature would require nerves of steel, and...[pause]... a bullet. [thunderclap]
Victor A bullet? [thunderclap]
A bullet! [thunderclap]
Victor A bull-? [LOUD THUNDERCLAP!] Oooh! [closes window to blot out noise] What KIND of bullet?
A bullet... of pure... gold!
Victor Gold.
Yes... 24 'carrot'!
Victor Oh. Get out of my way you old fool.
Beware. Beware the beast within!
Victor, hadn’t we agreed: no more thoughtless killing.
Victor Quite right, my dear. So I've thought this through very carefully. [aims gun at a rabbit, who puts his paws up] It's off to bunny heaven for you, big-ears!
Lord Victor Quartermaine [Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up into the Bun-Vac 6000.]
I want... [lowers voice] toupeé, please.
Oh, Grand. We take check or cash.
Victor TOUPEÉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!
Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
Victor Oh, out of my way, you! [retrieves his toupeé; to Lady Tottington] I'm sorry, my dear. [the toupeé is actually a black bunny] But I refuse to suffer any more humiliation at the hands of these blundering nitwits. I therefore bid you good day!
Civilian 1
[Everyone thinks Victor's a hero]
Please, sir... [holds up vegetable] kiss my baby!
Victor Another time, perhaps.
Civilian 2
[holds up vegetable]
Kiss my potato!
Victor Not now.
Kiss my artichoke! [holds up his vegetable]
Victor Look, just-
Victor.
Victor Campanula!
Victor, I have to know. Did it suffer?
Victor Of course not, my dear. [sotto] Not yet, anyway.
Victor [whispering]
Listen, I don't want to cause any panic, but the beast isn't actually dead yet.
Macktinosh
[speaking through megaphone]
THE BEAST ISN'T ACTUALLY DEAD YET?! [everyone becomes silent] Oops.
[Everybody panics]
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