Civilian 1
[Everyone thinks Victor's a hero]
Please, sir... [holds up vegetable] kiss my baby!
Victor
Another time, perhaps.
Civilian 2
[holds up vegetable]
Kiss my potato!
Victor
Not now.
Mr. Growbag
Kiss my artichoke! [holds up his vegetable]
Victor
Look, just-
Tottington
Victor.
Victor
Campanula!
Tottington
Victor, I have to know. Did it suffer?
Victor
Of course not, my dear. [sotto] Not yet, anyway.


