Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) quotes, page 3

60 total quotes

Edith – Kristen Schaal
George Beard – Kevin Hart
Harold Hutchins – Thomas Middleditch

Melvin Sneedly – Jordan Peele
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants – Ed Helms
Professor Poopypants – Nick Kroll

View Quote [about Professor Poopypants] Yeah, it is like he's even more of a villain than Krupp.

View Quote [German accent] A science teacher? THE PERFECT COVER!!! [laughs sinisterly]

View Quote [last words before his defeat] Yikes! Extra credit or survival? Extra credit or survival?! AAAUGH!! I CHOOSE SURVIVAL!!! [as he escapes from the Turbo Toilet 2000]

View Quote [notices other students laughing at Professor Poopypants] What is so funny? I do not-I do not get it.

View Quote [noticing Harold favors dolphins] Wait, what? Why are you always sneaking dolphins into the movie?

View Quote [repeated line] Freeze!

View Quote [to everyone] YOU KEEP YOUR STUPID AWARD!!!!!!!!!! I do not want it anymore!

View Quote Because this is the future! The future always has robots.

View Quote D'oh, Edith. Get your head out of the clouds!

View Quote George, do something!

View Quote HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!

View Quote Here we just hang out and make comics and try to make each other laugh.

View Quote Hey, everybody. Wait, one second. Hi, I'm George Beard, and this is my best friend, Harold Hutchins. [Harold: Hey. Aww, man.] It is okay. We got more ideas. You see, Harold likes to draw, and I like to tell stories. And this old guy looking angry right here, well, this is the worst principal in the world, Mr. Krupp. [Harold: Mean old Mr. Krupp. He hates everything fun. Like comic books, recess, Christmas, and even kittens. Oh, my gosh! Did that really happen? [Harold: No, not technically. But it might as well have! Sorry, I'm still mad about the comic.] Yeah, me too. And unfreeze. [Mr. Krupp: In my office, now!]

View Quote Hiya, class! I am your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with an evil agenda.

View Quote I call him the Tattle Turtle two hundred. On the outside, he resembles a turtle. But on the inside... [pulls turtle is head off] Oh, look at his. IT IS A NANNY CAM!