Melvin Sneedly quotes from Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017)

View Quote I will now demonstrate, a prototype which I call, the Robotic Sock Matcher. [pushes button to match a pair of socks] Never waste time matching your own socks.

View Quote My personal favorite, the Binder Binder. Having trouble organizing your binders? Well, look no further than this giant binder for binders. [slams binder shut]

View Quote I call him the Tattle Turtle two hundred. On the outside, he resembles a turtle. But on the inside... [pulls turtle is head off] Oh, look at his. IT IS A NANNY CAM!

View Quote [notices other students laughing at Professor Poopypants] What is so funny? I do not-I do not get it.

View Quote [last words before his defeat] Yikes! Extra credit or survival? Extra credit or survival?! AAAUGH!! I CHOOSE SURVIVAL!!! [as he escapes from the Turbo Toilet 2000]

View Quote Harold: [raises his hand to get Professor P.’s attention] Um, excuse me, Professor, eh… P? Why are you trying to get rid of laughter? Isn't laughter the best medicine?
Professor P.: [shouts at Harold] MEDICINE is the best medicine! So...
Harold: Yeesh. [hides behind his desk]
[George raises his hand.]
Professor P.: What?
George: What does the P stand for?
Professor P.: Uh, excuse me?
George: The P. In your name. What does it stand for?
Professor P.: Oh, it's private.
George: So, that means your name is Professor Privates?
[All the children, except Melvin, in the classroom laugh. Professor P. feels terrified as he turns and glares at them.]
Melvin: [realizing what's going on] What's so funny? I don't-I don't get it.
[Professor P. jumps on Harold's desk, causing the children to be terrified.]
Professor P.: Principal's office, now! [to Harold] You too!
George: Why him?
Professor P.: Because your friendship and shared sense of humor irritates me, and MUST BE DESTROYED!!!