Harold : [raises his hand to get Professor P.’s attention] Um, excuse me, Professor, eh… P? Why are you trying to get rid of laughter? Isn't laughter the best medicine? Professor P. : [shouts at Harold] MEDICINE is the best medicine! So... Harold : Yeesh. [hides behind his desk] [George raises his hand.] Professor P. : What? George : What does the P stand for? Professor P. : Uh, excuse me? George : The P. In your name. What does it stand for? Professor P. : Oh, it's private. George : So, that means your name is Professor Privates? [All the children, except Melvin, in the classroom laugh. Professor P. feels terrified as he turns and glares at them.] Melvin : [realizing what's going on] What's so funny? I don't-I don't get it. [Professor P. jumps on Harold's desk, causing the children to be terrified.] Professor P. : Principal's office, now! [to Harold] You too! George : Why him? Professor P. : Because your friendship and shared sense of humor irritates me, and MUST BE DESTROYED!!!

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