Kristen Schaal movie quotes
14 quotes from 4 movies
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) as Barb
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[to Steve] Monkey…
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I'M AN APE!!!
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[very last scene]
Barb: Hi, Steve. Hello, Steven. I'm Barb. So do you wanna go get coffee sometime?
Steve: Dinner!
Barb: [grabs Steve] Even better! [laughs]
Barb: Hi, Steve. Hello, Steven. I'm Barb. So do you wanna go get coffee sometime?
Steve: Dinner!
Barb: [grabs Steve] Even better! [laughs]
Toy Story That Time Forgot (2014) as Trixie
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Everyone needs an apartment shaped like their own head.
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Mr. Pricklepants: Prepare yourself. Inhabit the part. You must not play the dinosaur, you must be the dinosaur.
Trixie: But I am the dinosaur.
Pricklepants: Exactly! Now, get out there and sparkle!
Trixie: But I am the dinosaur.
Pricklepants: Exactly! Now, get out there and sparkle!
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Jessie: Aw, don't worry, Trixie. Next time, you'll be a dinosaur for sure.
Rex: Andy used to play with me as a dinosaur all the time.
Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, me too. It's not all that's cracked up to be.
Trixie: How would I know?
Mr. Potato Head: Good point.
Rex: Andy used to play with me as a dinosaur all the time.
Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, me too. It's not all that's cracked up to be.
Trixie: How would I know?
Mr. Potato Head: Good point.
My Spy (2020) as Bobbi
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[sees JJ dancing on screen] This looks like the wedding at the end of Shrek.
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Oh, I'm gonna touch! [opens the box, tries to load a gun, but bullets flew out the magazine] Ahh! Great, teach the kid. No need to show me anything.
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Bobbi: [hears JJ enter the room] How was your day?
JJ: It was good. Yours?
Bobbi: Fine.
JJ: Something wrong?
Bobbi: No.
JJ: Are you sure? 'Cause it seems like something might be bothering you.
Bobbi: You helped train her how to pass a lie detector, but not me. I mean, I don't wanna be ageist here, JJ, but she is 9. She still sleeps with a night-light. I'm a professional hacker with a Master's degree in English!
JJ: We just spent a little time together. I wasn't teaching her anything.
Bobbi: Oh, well, you taught her how to place shaped charges! [shows footage]
JJ: It was just Play-Doh.
Bobbi: That's not the point.
JJ: Should I get you some Play-Doh?
Bobbi: I can get my own Play-Doh.
JJ: Are you sure? Because I'd be happy to get you some.
Bobbi: Don't you make this about the Play-Doh. This is about us! We're partners!
JJ: I already told you: you are not my partner. [Bobbi walks out] Hey! Did you make dinner?
Bobbi: [walks back in] Let me just hop right on that. [blinks angrily, then walks back out]
JJ: It was good. Yours?
Bobbi: Fine.
JJ: Something wrong?
Bobbi: No.
JJ: Are you sure? 'Cause it seems like something might be bothering you.
Bobbi: You helped train her how to pass a lie detector, but not me. I mean, I don't wanna be ageist here, JJ, but she is 9. She still sleeps with a night-light. I'm a professional hacker with a Master's degree in English!
JJ: We just spent a little time together. I wasn't teaching her anything.
Bobbi: Oh, well, you taught her how to place shaped charges! [shows footage]
JJ: It was just Play-Doh.
Bobbi: That's not the point.
JJ: Should I get you some Play-Doh?
Bobbi: I can get my own Play-Doh.
JJ: Are you sure? Because I'd be happy to get you some.
Bobbi: Don't you make this about the Play-Doh. This is about us! We're partners!
JJ: I already told you: you are not my partner. [Bobbi walks out] Hey! Did you make dinner?
Bobbi: [walks back in] Let me just hop right on that. [blinks angrily, then walks back out]
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) as Edith
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D'oh, Edith. Get your head out of the clouds!